my birthday... day 2

So it was a light one last night.

had the college wank shit this morning was really worth the time.

but anyway.

got stuff for the BBQ so new gas tank and shit.

Something else as well.

Not a fuckin' clue.

So anyway get home and Rachels got us the best thing.

Give's me my card that i open to find that there is a treasure map inside it.

So reading that stuff.

three things.

So the last one says, right under your nose. so go to the garden cus thats where they all are.

Look around spot the last one right away.

The first one says.

In a see through places.

So green house but you know still search everything first.

And the second one.

Man that was brilliant.

My Birthday

so i started this in "yesterdays" blog didn't i?

oh well so i think i did.

So went to college.

I had the most brutal morning wake up man.

Felt like i had a ice pick in my fuckin' eye, went to get a cup of tea, then listened to obituary.

Man i just thought to myself.

"Hold on... thats a brutal birthday morning."

Then went to college.
First lesson, well only lesson.

Teacher showed up.

"Happy birthday will, give me a hug"

Told you she's one of the best nicest friendliest teachers.
So gave out these rice krispey cakes that me mom made.
My original plan was to make cup cakes right, like last year but you know. not a fuckin big cake.
So took them in because she made us a kickass stronghold pirate themed was metal.

So took in these rice krispey cakes handed them out and shit.
Was good man.

Then ran into me tutor which was bad, i did go to see her but you know.
"censored"

I didn't say shit.

Also a mate got me a present.

I say a mate, i mean Liam.

Him.

A bottle of Captain Morgans rum.

Wrapped in tin foil.

Couldn't find wrapping paper.

Metal.

So had that was metal n we went to the weather spoons for a few drinks. not for too long just a few in there. ended up just being us two noone else came, but still. had a laugh.

Then onward home where chilled and had a package waiting for us.

The book on polyrhythems which will keep me ocupied for a long ass fuckin' time.

and annhilator live.

Moms new favorite band.

And also waiting for me was this guy.

That shits metal man.

Sisters back.

Chillin' now just waiting for Rachel then its onward to the pub for beers and shit.

For a light one because of some fuckin' bullshit wank that i have to go to tomorrow.

Well a medium one.

So to everyone.

Goodbye.

Keep chillin'

Goodbye.

Will.

shit man

Got an email from Amazon today.

You know as they do daily for some fuckin' reason.

And if this one isn't a pure

Give me money... I want your money.

email then fuck me.

It was like.

Hey will, i kind of saw that you know. put some things into your cart right? then didn't go through with the order, or put them somewhere else. so you know, i was just wondering like, do you want to you know , get them. and give us your money? that is if you haven't already done so.

Get rid of the P&P and i'll think about it.

but anyway how money grabbing is that.
hey i see you forgot to buy that thing you wanted, you know that thing youwanted to give us that thing we want.

man who runs it George Osbourne?

So i forgot to do this yesterday.
Well finish it off.

Like most Government jerk offs.
I should do that shit.

So anyway, i would go on more but its my birthday and i wanna sit down and maybe listen to more obituary.
Thats brutal morning man, feeling like having an ice-pick in my eye getting a cup of tea then listening to obituary. thats fuckin' badass.

But anyway.
Happy birthday me, the next few days are gona be funny to document, so look for either a big blog, or a daily dose of mayhem.

Goodbye.
Will.

Actually i wrote a script.
its the very first draft so it going to be changed allot.
Cus its just straight forward with no bulk to it i think at the moment thinking about it.
But it shall be rocked n' a fuckin' half.