Tuesday, 28 May 2013

bank and shit. Airbourne new album fuck yeah


So i'm back again.

Yeah whatever.
So went to the bank today to cash some cheques and shit.
Hand over the things ya know, cashin' someone else's as well.
and the girl she's making conversation and stuff.
Got many plans for ya money?

And im hard of hearing and she's calling us Mr Stokes.
...
Anyway.

And she goes.

You working today Mr Stokes?

You know friendly and shit and i'm thinking.

"Dose it look like i fuckin' work?"

But was politely and shit just said Nah.

Fuck else. i got this today.


Yeah man.
Fuckin' rockin'
With the live album aswell was only 10 quid.
Fuckin' too right will get that shit.
Thats my next hangover fuckin' planned and shit.

man the albums fuckin' awesome i recommend it to the fuckin' world man.
And the Eurovision.
Even though they are ozzies.

...

OGGI OGGI OGGI

So you know.
Its awesome.
Just get it. go buy it.
Just listen to that and you know.
Right in there man.

And their single from the album man watch that video up and listen to it and a fuckin' half.

Fuckin' rock it.


Fuck yeah man.

My elbow hurts man.
Must of elbowed that kid hard man.

Yeah i elbowed a kid in the head man.
Was an accident man.

I was buying what i needed to buy.
turned around and you know. kid was behind me at elbow height.
Said sorry.
Then you know did the standard.

Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it will runnin' the fuck away.

fuck and buying the shit aswell.
You got 30p of your next meal deal.
sweet.
And you're also entered into this competition.
...
Yes i will really spend 100 quids worth of vouchers in here.
Well.
Be allot of those things that i needed to buy.

but knowing my luck would win get em then end up single like.
...
Fuck.

But you know. 
Nah.

fuck else went on?


Watched the boxin'
think i've talked about that funny shit.

ding ding
Wha, Round in.

12 beers in 40 minutes.
a beer in 3 minutes with a minute rest.

See that sounds like a good idea.
Somewhere some guys like.

Thats a wonderful idea.


Yeah well tahts it today people.
Atualy.
Was gona go get an SM57 today but you know.
Couldn't be arsed man.

Got the new airbourne instead and been rockin' ever since.

Fuck yeah dude.
Beer on mother fuckers.

Goodbye people.
Will.



I’m a hell raiser, risk taker, full speed ahead
Till I’m dead in the fast lane

Monday, 27 May 2013

the past week


So the past week ish right.
So done all my college stuff. got a week off now going back in two wednesdays to see what shit i can do to upgrade or finish whatever.
then its film my short film.
And interview with the HND people.
Metal.

so today right.
Bed. Vomit. "Censored|" vomit. almost sleep. Happy Gilmore chillin'.

And pub soon.
And i told Rachel i may be going and that jack asked. and the way i said it sounded like he was a dog.

"Jackie wants to go to pub.
but you've just got back from the pub.
jackie wants to go to pub."

See, it dose sound like a dog right?
Anyway what else.


So yesterday, went cusens for BBq football poker n watch the boxin.
Metal.
Didn't drink that much...
They have the best dog man. a collie called Vimto man metal man.
Beautiful dog with beautiful eyes.
Loves us now.

At first i walk in and she barked her head off at us.
now she loves us.
Was playing poker and she puts her paws on my lap to get us to pay attention to her. had to fold my hand because i could check on em or bet because she would nudge my arms out the way so i would stroke her.
Cute shit man.

Was killer n alf.


had some weird shit gone on.
With music world though i almost had to pay £500 towards an album that i wasn't gona be on i wernt included in that but thank fuck man.
i ain't playing on it, i ain't paying on it.
Proper worried us cus the only thing i could think was.

Ah shit, they want us ta pay on it aswell, gotta go say yo dose this include me? and if it dose, it ain't happening  so the only thing left then is pay or go and it would be have to go.
No other way around that man.

and i've gotten taller i found out by hitting my head at rehearsal.
Which made us more nervas.
Its not a facebook convo that its more person to person one.

Missed todays rehursal due to hangover and shit.
My bad.

But as been said. there isn't a ore rock n roll excuse than.
"Got a hangover"


So went out tonight, jsut for a few quiet ones down local.
Have the two.
got told man can come chill with us and shit.
nah just go pub wanna be home early and shit.

So after my few beers begin to walk home. Send a text to mate goin man i'm goin home.
So you know. the standard.
Oh i ahve a text. nah its will will reply in a few minues.
None of that just phone call.

don't do that come ahve a laugh and shit.

Fuck it go on then.

...

I though you said we were going to have a laugh.
Well that was good then wern't it.

Next time, remind us to not give a fuck and just be selfish and do what you wanna do.
what others do.
And if we act the same were being dicks.

Its a two way street man.
Take it and not take it the same and whatever you know the thing.

Fuck sake.


And the light in the garrage is on. was strange.
I looked side gate locked.
Door locked.
Fuck knows.
Ent gona wake anyway to go.

"Yo thats on"

Can't check it just incase you know.
Never know if someone will do that. wait till you go check it out to you know. open the door then get in while your out checkin something else out.

Paranoia whatever it makes sense.

Anyway.
It should be longer this but can't remember much.
Fuck it.

Drumming and storyboarding tomorrow.
Metal will write about that and shit.
Maybe even pictures.

Now some people go fuckin' fuck your fucking selves.

Goodbye people.

Will.

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

past few days

then a flock of seagulls flew by.
thats about it.


So we filmed our TV show yesterday.
Keeping it current.
Was the director.
Its a bad thing i'm polite because on reflection shouting and being a prick is good at times.
Some mother fucker's need a beating and to get out of the fucking way and to keep quiet.
Your not in controle.
This is my gig "director power lord" do as  your told, your getting in the fucking way.
Now fuck off.


So me and liam got into the studio as soon as we could at 11 and started setting up, was me liam and chris.
People popped in but nothing major was done.
Chris did the lighting as you know, he has the qualifications.
So that was that.
Guy helped with some other lighting that was it.

If we tried to set up as a group nothing would of got done.
Too many people wanting different things when it is mine, and the producers vision.
Not the fucking jerk off who wants to be in charge.

Fuck off again.

Fucking cock.


If you want to complain and be a bitch.
do it on something that doesn't make sense.
Such as the government, be pissed at that. or is everyone else doing that and you don't want to do that aswell?
so college it is.

Some people just need a fucking problem with something thats good.
well i say good, something that makes sense.

A beating or smack around the head is needed at some point.
anyway.

They can fuck off at some point. hopefully you know, won't have to put up with em.
That would be nice.


what else.
Applied for the HND course.
Was interesting.
Filled out the form and shit, gave it to the head of department.

"aww thats brilliant your a star well done"
So you know it felt like she was saying.
"Aww thats brilliant, i'm going to put this right here on the fridge."

But would be intresting.
Going to make a short film soon.
Upon the interview i will take the script with me, along with a demo of another and chapter one of the vampire book which has changed.

I'll tell you the motto from the book.
"as you suffocate, i shall breath"

Which is metal.

But anyway.
goodbye people.
Have fun.

Will.