its been a while

don't worry i wont make you want to stab your ears by posting "stained -  its been a while" music video.
but I will post this.

so anyway its been a while, can't be arsed to go back n check when since but I think the last time i updated my blog was before i went to swansea so i'll go with that.

So i went to swansea.

came home, drank. 

had a gig.

chilled and now its now.

so for a little video of swansea, i will put it up after i talk about it.

So yeah that was a picture from swansea.

what i was on holiday i can have a fosters from a champaign glass.

so while there chilled and shit, saw a replica keith moon drum kit.

Metal.

or Rock n Roll...

So anyway.

went to a nature thing seen monkeys and shit. went bowling and stuff.

About it really.

I really wanna talk about my train back.

on the first train me and my girlfriend had to sit appart. so i ended up sitting next to a, not elderly woman but older.

I'll go with 60's odd.

And she was a writer/storyteller. now i didn't catch her name.

but she's got the title of this blog and you know hopefully hasn't seen it till after i post this.

but it was a nice conversation, going on about a collection of story's she's writing between half a page and 3 pages in length. which will be titled.

"A long life in short shorts"

so you will have to watch out for that one, and you know, get it.

or you know.

ya missin' out.

Was really nice conversation.

then on the 3rd train i had to sit next to a bloke reading a newspaper. nothing wrong with that.

and he had another mag face down n on the back was a picture of Parker you know the Jason Stathem film.

nothing wrong with that either.

So after a few minutes the guy finished reading the paper and turned the mag around.

Have a guess what it was?

Thats right, ZOO mag.

Fuckin' hell man, guy with a titty mag on the fuckin' train. was funny guy was markin' the pages like.

Will save this for alter.

Then i got home and chilled got an 18 pack of beer chicken and some mushroom's.

You know, to cook with.

so here is the video.

Yeah that was swansea.
so got back few days early to do stuff that was cancelled.
So mate came over. with 18 beers.
As well as the 18 i  bought, and 3 i brought with me from swansea.
thats 39 beers.
then another mate came with a 6 pack and 2 bottles of red wine.
thats 45 beers.

The next morning the only thing left was 6 beers.
also we had stuff in the fridge, like cider and old speckled hen.
unknown amount but they were gone bar 3 speckled hen's.
As well as a bottle of champaign.

So anyway the next morning turns out we had a hangover moment.
Rowan woke up in my room going. why the fuck am i in wills room?
I woke up in my mo and dads room going, why the fuck am i in my mom and dads room?

And Ant don't remember getting home.

...

Was a good night man.
no idea what happened.

So anyway rowan went off to work... i chilled out till 6 at night and thought.
Okay i can move now.

Went to do the dish washer.
Turns out did it in the night. no memory of it, proper confusing.

and then fuckin' that about it.
Rowan came back, we chilled, watch BLS live about it.

what more do you need?
other than more beer.

so onword.

So then.

Stuff happened...

Not sure what but stuff.

Had a gig on saturday the first one with Reprise.

Renamed Quid to Reprise you know, something good.

Was a nice little one only 10 minutes so 3 songs, nice little one for John to ease into and stuff.

bit nervas.

Was at a charity event thing.

chillin'.

Now next challenge at Actress and bishop in a while.

August something.

i know the date, but personal detail's man. ish its a band.

Just search the band on facebook, get the events and you'll come down and shit.

Not that hard.

...

Anyway.

So we have a video. its on Facebook so will have to link and not embed the video.

So it turns out i could embed a video from Facebook.
Have a look people.
Enjoy.

and like us on facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/repriseuk

Anyway that will be enough for today.
Gona ease back into writing a blog again.
Focusing on other stuff, music and you know.
Checkin out jobs and shit.

Anyway.

Goodbye.
Will.

22nd of june, first day of summer... ish

So yesterday was the first day of summer "21st june"
which was a friday, the last day of my EXD Media course.
"EXD = Extended national diploma"

so that was you know, interesting.
firstly, i've been ill for a few days now. usually wake up tingle in the throat, have a cup of tea. fine no problem.
this time, nah its stuck with us, turns out i got a cold or some shit. i ent been to doctors or anything.
but you don't need to be one to know what a cold is man.

so anyway, yesterday was a bit ill but still made it to college.
chilled out a bit, went to the HND meeting.
"HND = higher national diploma"

...

CCU = Camera controle unit.
ask me another media "BBC" term and i'll tell you what it is.
or try and tell you i wanna learn them so when someone says an acronym i can go.
sweet got it.
rather than the standard Stokes way of.

I got no idea what i'm doing, but i know how to do it.

so that was interesting, then got grades back was alright enough to get onto the HND.
so then chilled, then back for the end of year course celebrations, with a shit load of pizza and awards.

I won
"day dreamer" award

Fuckin' fucked off i didn't win best dressed award.
i won it last year man, nothings changed man, why not win again.
Mother fuckers.

went out for a few drinks right after.
Dude i still didn't feel right, still don't man.
Got home, felt alright, cleaned the Bar-BQ cooked some chicken wings, then after that went downhill man. just felt terrible my eyes were watering and shit. not good man.
then went to bed woke up alright ish.



Oh yeah, so we have an Assignment to do over the summer, which is document what we've done over the summer. so i'm doing a blog... not this one another one, that cannot be uploaded until they've seen it.
So i'm going to do weekly events and shit for it.
with pictures and videos if i make any.

So look forward to that at the end of september, or i'll just uploaded that here as well whatever.

So anyway, today i was supost to have band practice with Dead Happy,
Freaky disco metal band with Jason from Winter Storm.
Had to iss it because i didn't feel well enough to travel the well almost 2 hours journey to Stourbridge and back.
so stayed home to recover and shit, its when it gets to night time like now that it feels terrible and i feel worse.

And i say band practice.
He's going to show us how to play the set live, gotta have a live guitar player.
Myself... ayy.

So anyway

I spent a few hours playing gears of war 3
Not finished it yet on chapter 6.

And dude when Dom died.
Also spoilers, but then unless you are like me and don't bother getting games often and only play them for the single player, then sorry but everyone else, fair play.
But anyway when he died.

Man i weren't crying i'm ill make it makes my eyes water and shit.
which is true that dose happen to me man, it makes my eyes water and shit at times.
but it is sad man have a watch man.

so what has happened within the last 15 days since my last blog.

...

Fuck all.

Well a bit actually.

i've seen Star Trek into darkness and Fast and furious 6

Both good man, but i think fast 6 is an advert for terminal 6 and 7.

thats about that for them, they are good, if you don't like em, then well your choice. can't tell ya to like it or not, its like death metal, you should like it, but you don't have to... but you're probably listening to it wrong anyway.

Nothing to do with listening to death metal but i can't be arsed to find anything proper.

So anyway.

Got rid of quid guitar player.

got a new one.

Got gigs with em lined up now metal gona be rockin' and shit.

Winter Storm recording album starting monday metal.

Missed band practice Thursday with them due to illness.

Fuck knows what it is.

wait its a cold.

Anyway moving on.

I've started to learn the Piano.
I started when little but never took off too much.
PLayed a little but only during lessons.
So set up my keyboard and been learning with the lessons on Garage band.
Hey its a good starting point, don't fucking mock it.
And its not like i'm just following the lessons exact.

I'm a guitar player and drummer so i can play stuff, and have even began to transcribe guitar notes and stuff onto the keyboard/piano.
which is cool man because that shits sounds good.

Came up with a i'm going to say Waltz as its triplets but it sounds like its 6/4 but its just 3 notes between each beat.

You'll understand when i record a demo.

So came up with a intro verse and chorus section and shit.
Should be good.

And along with that i'm learning Damian Rice 9 Crimes and today i've started to learn Gary Jules version of Mad World.
...
Originally by Tears For Fears.

So doing that is interesting because its opened up a new song writing method for me, i find it hard linking sections together but playing guitar with Dead happy and playing piano now makes more sense when linking sections and parts and even coming up with new sections that sound good with it, that can also go back into the original idea.

And that is all i''m going to say tonight, I'm going to play some piano abit more, figure out some more of mad world then go do something.

Goodbye people.
Keep you updated soon.

Goodbye.
Will.

kicking off and other shit.

So back again all chillin' and shit.

So whats been going on.

well i think its been a week, or maybe two.

so in that time seen Iron man 3, sat down. got an SM57, chilled out, two band rehearsals.

missed a quid one for a hangover... standard.

and college stuff.

also, stuff has been reveled, been kicking off and shit.

so where shall i start?

will save the best till last so you know, SM57.

So i went to PMT the other week, ordered an SM57, it came two days later.

...

that's about it.

Just kiddin' but that's about it anyway.

So ent recorded anything just yet, but shall do soon/ still moving some shit about, but once i do will have about 3 or 4 riffs and stuff to record.

came up with some shit yesterday, not too much just basic stuff at the mo and stuff.

so that is that with that man.

so i had a sit down.

but then that's about that.

Iron man 3.

i went to see that it was awesome man,

really good man the script and acting brilliant man.

how RDJ acts and speaks his lines man it just flows like its natural...

anyway.

and the villain guy. man that was interesting.

i ent givin' the plot away but if you ent seen it.

You know who i'm talking about.

The guy with the beard.

so what's next.

I'll go on about Game of Thrones.

So i think that would be the perfect song for Season 3 Epp 9.

because you know, its true.

but that ending shit me man.

i think i was shocked and stuff. there i was like.

Fuck me.

was like when i vomited Tuesday. you know, entire body felt numb and shitall tingly and stuff.

Then vomit and i was alright.

its kickass.

just i did have a weird theory or feeling that Sam you know, nights watch Sam was you know one of  king Roberts Bastards.

not sure why just thought, black of hair... humm.

But anyway, that's that.

"You've gotten fat."

and the guy, you know with the dragon queen.

prity boy bloke, dude needs a stabbing in the arse with a spear.

Just sayin'

oh yeah band rehursals.

So last week had one.

Thats that.

And one last night.

So we run thought the albums tart to finish to see what it was like.

...

Nothing bad at all happened, odd mistake but no major stopping start to finish and shit.

So that was that.

Finished early and shit.

Done and Done.

Home for a beer and then sleep and shit.

Then you know was about it.

Took my own drum Throne which was much fucking better.

as its not broken and slanting to the one side for some reason.

and more stable and shit.

so moving on.

well actually, gotta work on my gallop with drumming,

its improving but you know.

need to get it rockin' abit more.

missed a rehearsal with Quid because of a hangover, but i think i went on about that in last blog.

ahh but James wants us to do a cover of some gay ass fuckin' song man.

no fuckin' way man.

also i mean gay as in you know, feminine and lady like, that is you know soft.

just because i use the word gay, doesn't mean i'm calling it homosexual.

see Reg D Hunter on the N word.

So anyway, on moday was at a band meeting,

So jason picks us up from the station and says he needs to goet some food and stuff.

No bother with me man.

So picture the scene.

We arrive at tesco express, and he's looking for food and stuff to eat.

And myself spots the beer.

Now you see the dilema.

So i get a 10 pack of fosters and shit.

figure.

Well hell, we can drink these while we talk stuff.

NAHHH.

Get there.

Anyone wanna beer?

nah i'm driving, yeah me too, i'm saving myself for download it looks like your the only one drinking.

i ain't no bother with that.

So you know made a comment.

Saving yourself for download? you shouldn't be saving yourself you should be training yourself.

So anyway drank on anyway.

so was there for 3 hours.

Had the 6, 4 left.

gave one to jason.

had 2 one of the way to the station and one on the train.

and that, is where i almost kicked off.

so it was a while into the trip. and you know when you've drank, and you finally sit down somewhere else, the airs hit you and the beer just seeps right into your soul.

That happened.

So the ticket guy finally makes an appearance after about 20 minutes.

tickets or passes?

Now that's not an unreasonable request, just doing the job right.

Yeah man, can you hold my beer so i can get my ticket out.

also, not an unreasonable request, i only ask so i can get my wallet out to show my ticket.

but lets continue anyway

Sorry i can't hold it.

why not man its only a beer.

nono i mean i can't, legally hold it.

your not going to drink it i trust ya.

no i really cannot hold it, its against the law.

dude just hold my beer.

i can't, im going to have to give you another ticket where are you going?

now.

my tickets in my wallet right, and i'm asking him to hold my beer so i can get my wallet.

him trying to get me to buy another ticket, would just leave us in the same predicament that we are in now. 

that being

"hold my beer so i can get my ticket/money"

now in the end i think i just put the beer somewhere and gave him the ticket.

the mother fucker.

some fucking people.

Anyway that's been that for the past week and a bit.

Will hit right back at ya again soon and shit with other, shit.

So people from meself.

Goodbye, have a good week and shit.

And if you've finished college for the summer or uni or whatever the fuck it is that you do.

Have a good summer,

If you work.

Well then hang in there.

From me.

Goodbye.

Will.

bank and shit. Airbourne new album fuck yeah

So i'm back again.

Yeah whatever.

So went to the bank today to cash some cheques and shit.

Hand over the things ya know, cashin' someone else's as well.

and the girl she's making conversation and stuff.

Got many plans for ya money?

And im hard of hearing and she's calling us Mr Stokes.

...

Anyway.

And she goes.

You working today Mr Stokes?

You know friendly and shit and i'm thinking.

"Dose it look like i fuckin' work?"

But was politely and shit just said Nah.

Fuck else. i got this today.

Yeah man.
Fuckin' rockin'
With the live album aswell was only 10 quid.
Fuckin' too right will get that shit.
Thats my next hangover fuckin' planned and shit.

man the albums fuckin' awesome i recommend it to the fuckin' world man.
And the Eurovision.
Even though they are ozzies.

...

OGGI OGGI OGGI

So you know.
Its awesome.
Just get it. go buy it.
Just listen to that and you know.
Right in there man.

And their single from the album man watch that video up and listen to it and a fuckin' half.

Fuckin' rock it.

Fuck yeah man.

My elbow hurts man.

Must of elbowed that kid hard man.

Yeah i elbowed a kid in the head man.

Was an accident man.

I was buying what i needed to buy.

turned around and you know. kid was behind me at elbow height.

Said sorry.

Then you know did the standard.

Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it will runnin' the fuck away.

fuck and buying the shit aswell.

You got 30p of your next meal deal.

sweet.

And you're also entered into this competition.

...

Yes i will really spend 100 quids worth of vouchers in here.

Well.

Be allot of those things that i needed to buy.

but knowing my luck would win get em then end up single like.

...

Fuck.

But you know. 

Nah.

fuck else went on?

Watched the boxin'

think i've talked about that funny shit.

ding ding

Wha, Round in.

12 beers in 40 minutes.

a beer in 3 minutes with a minute rest.

See that sounds like a good idea.

Somewhere some guys like.

Thats a wonderful idea.

Yeah well tahts it today people.
Atualy.
Was gona go get an SM57 today but you know.
Couldn't be arsed man.

Got the new airbourne instead and been rockin' ever since.

Fuck yeah dude.
Beer on mother fuckers.

Goodbye people.
Will.

I’m a hell raiser, risk taker, full speed ahead
Till I’m dead in the fast lane

the past week

So the past week ish right.

So done all my college stuff. got a week off now going back in two wednesdays to see what shit i can do to upgrade or finish whatever.

then its film my short film.

And interview with the HND people.

Metal.

so today right.

Bed. Vomit. "Censored|" vomit. almost sleep. Happy Gilmore chillin'.

And pub soon.

And i told Rachel i may be going and that jack asked. and the way i said it sounded like he was a dog.

"Jackie wants to go to pub.
but you've just got back from the pub.
jackie wants to go to pub."

See, it dose sound like a dog right?

Anyway what else.

So yesterday, went cusens for BBq football poker n watch the boxin.
Metal.
Didn't drink that much...
They have the best dog man. a collie called Vimto man metal man.
Beautiful dog with beautiful eyes.
Loves us now.

At first i walk in and she barked her head off at us.
now she loves us.
Was playing poker and she puts her paws on my lap to get us to pay attention to her. had to fold my hand because i could check on em or bet because she would nudge my arms out the way so i would stroke her.
Cute shit man.

Was killer n alf.

had some weird shit gone on.

With music world though i almost had to pay £500 towards an album that i wasn't gona be on i wernt included in that but thank fuck man.

i ain't playing on it, i ain't paying on it.

Proper worried us cus the only thing i could think was.

Ah shit, they want us ta pay on it aswell, gotta go say yo dose this include me? and if it dose, it ain't happening  so the only thing left then is pay or go and it would be have to go.

No other way around that man.

and i've gotten taller i found out by hitting my head at rehearsal.

Which made us more nervas.

Its not a facebook convo that its more person to person one.

Missed todays rehursal due to hangover and shit.

My bad.

But as been said. there isn't a ore rock n roll excuse than.

"Got a hangover"

So went out tonight, jsut for a few quiet ones down local.
Have the two.
got told man can come chill with us and shit.
nah just go pub wanna be home early and shit.

So after my few beers begin to walk home. Send a text to mate goin man i'm goin home.
So you know. the standard.
Oh i ahve a text. nah its will will reply in a few minues.
None of that just phone call.

don't do that come ahve a laugh and shit.

Fuck it go on then.

...

I though you said we were going to have a laugh.
Well that was good then wern't it.

Next time, remind us to not give a fuck and just be selfish and do what you wanna do.
what others do.
And if we act the same were being dicks.

Its a two way street man.
Take it and not take it the same and whatever you know the thing.

Fuck sake.


And the light in the garrage is on. was strange.
I looked side gate locked.
Door locked.
Fuck knows.
Ent gona wake anyway to go.

"Yo thats on"

Can't check it just incase you know.
Never know if someone will do that. wait till you go check it out to you know. open the door then get in while your out checkin something else out.

Paranoia whatever it makes sense.

Anyway.
It should be longer this but can't remember much.
Fuck it.

Drumming and storyboarding tomorrow.
Metal will write about that and shit.
Maybe even pictures.

Now some people go fuckin' fuck your fucking selves.

Goodbye people.

Will.

past few days

then a flock of seagulls flew by.
thats about it.

So we filmed our TV show yesterday.

Keeping it current.

Was the director.

Its a bad thing i'm polite because on reflection shouting and being a prick is good at times.

Some mother fucker's need a beating and to get out of the fucking way and to keep quiet.

Your not in controle.

This is my gig "director power lord" do as  your told, your getting in the fucking way.

Now fuck off.

So me and liam got into the studio as soon as we could at 11 and started setting up, was me liam and chris.
People popped in but nothing major was done.
Chris did the lighting as you know, he has the qualifications.
So that was that.
Guy helped with some other lighting that was it.

If we tried to set up as a group nothing would of got done.
Too many people wanting different things when it is mine, and the producers vision.
Not the fucking jerk off who wants to be in charge.

Fuck off again.

Fucking cock.

If you want to complain and be a bitch.

do it on something that doesn't make sense.

Such as the government, be pissed at that. or is everyone else doing that and you don't want to do that aswell?

so college it is.

Some people just need a fucking problem with something thats good.

well i say good, something that makes sense.

A beating or smack around the head is needed at some point.

anyway.

They can fuck off at some point. hopefully you know, won't have to put up with em.

That would be nice.

what else.
Applied for the HND course.
Was interesting.
Filled out the form and shit, gave it to the head of department.

"aww thats brilliant your a star well done"
So you know it felt like she was saying.
"Aww thats brilliant, i'm going to put this right here on the fridge."

But would be intresting.
Going to make a short film soon.
Upon the interview i will take the script with me, along with a demo of another and chapter one of the vampire book which has changed.

I'll tell you the motto from the book.
"as you suffocate, i shall breath"

Which is metal.

But anyway.
goodbye people.
Have fun.

Will.

comin' back

Anything major go on today?

Not really.

Watched Dream Theater 20th anniversary thing.

Metal.

about it man.

Band practice, new song stuff was metal, got it sorted abit its closer but not a clue yet, i'm just the one who hits stuff and counts a little.

but i did get to draw a dick on my structure.

Funny shit.

Its sounding badass man.

Few weeks and shit.

What till?

Noone knows.

anyway.

So i should be getting an SM57 at the weekend.

Gona record some guitar stuff, bit of rowan jammin', may put a video together for him.

Bitch.

then some other stuff.

Got an idea to record an E.P. then do drum tracks at a studio.

Would make sense and shit.

Not spending 1000 on more expensive shit that i couldn't level properly.

and big drum kit.

Anyway.

Should be fun ass shit.

And, i have to tune down to C sharp. so was thinking.

Can i get that tuning on a 7 string without tuning down.

Yes you can.

Would that be making it harder for myself?

Most likely.

But anyway, its a challenge.

Challenge accepted.

Like Hannah said with one of the end parts for the section.

And you play double bass over that.

... fuck sake...

You like a challenge.

counting to 4 is a fuckin' challenge.

Its 8 in drummers time.

Anyway.

Goodbye people.

Have a good night.

Will.

what the fuck did i do to... something

So as ya know.

Its been my birthday and shit.

So you know.

Money, bit of that.

Or a "Masons Beer Voucher" if your Jim.

Badass.

So that shits over and stuff.

Ok its been a while since i've written anything in this.

So let me tell ya some shit.

I've written a script.

had my birthday.

that polyrhythms book is more complicated then i thought.

i'm chillin'

may be applying for the HND course after college ends.

and recorded some demo stuff for me band. which is on sound cloud.

So i have stuff to get through so thats all on todays agenda. so where shall we start?

The script.

Not the band, the fuckin' one i wrote.

Its about Writer's block. which suddenly makes we want to listen to Dream Theater "Wither" maybe the John Petrucci vocals, because you know, i don't.

but maybe the piano version.

Humm

Shit me man.

So anyway, its about writer's block, a guy who gets talked into making a film then he can't come up with anything and end's up having to make up the script on the spot, but you know.

Can't tell ya the ending, that shits spoilers. but don't worry i will hopefully of been able to film it in 2/3 weeks.

Ok now what next?
I think i've covered my birthday in a few posts.
That fuckin' polyrhythms book man.
And the word rhythms i can't spell that shit.
So i've started to read the fuckin' bastard properly and shit.
And its

Polyrhythms for the drumset
Just for you drummers.
And i'm thinking what the fuck, so i'm looking at the contents, but wheres the track listing man? so a page before that is the track contents fuck me.
Then how its laid out, shit me man i'm like i need an example here man.
But you know. someone should make videos.

Or an explanation dvd thing that would be fuckin' helpful to see that stuff being done.
But it trains the ear man.
but you know, it will make for some interesting shit i can bring to my bands, not album wise, just live and practice wise, fuck people up with that shit.
And noone will notice appart from drummers and the bass player.

so next.

So i may be applying to the HND.

Liam wants us to at least apply, and it would be interesting to do.

Its more attractive now i found out its not 9 fuckin' grand.

Its 5 n alf.

Which is good.

And one of the best places but still you know.

its doing it over and shit.

It would be interesting, and would like to make films and use there places and stuff.

Need a location and staying there would be good for that shit.

and along with the script i wanna work on is something that may be an edge in or some-shit.

So thats the demo that I recorded and stuff.

Was just so they know what i'm playing and stuff. and so they can progam the stuff in album recording.

No live drummer "Me" doing Programmed stuff instead, for the sound i think.

Anyway.

Well shit me thats all i gotta say and shit.

Not very much shit me, boring old bastard now.

Ent been out to pub on a random ass adventure,need ta travel and shit.

but you know, if i don't do HND.

then you know.

...

Job Seekers.

Fuck yeah.

Yes something i really want to do...

but you know wanna start with this short film while still in college and see how it goes from there.

its to prove to myself that i can do it and stuff.

then outside if i can do it again, thats more kickass.

I may have to leave this here for today people.
Sorry i missed a few days but you know.
Cannot be helped and shit.
So you know.
will be back as normal i hope.
its time for a bath and stake man its gettin' too hot man.
Been drumming in my boxers man.
Thinking man i cant do this when live. my knob keeps popping out Wayne would go blind.
And you know.
don't want to make anyone jealous.
man look at the goatee on his ball's.
Anyway thats goodbye then people.

Goodbye people.
Will.

my birthday... day 2

So it was a light one last night.

had the college wank shit this morning was really worth the time.

but anyway.

got stuff for the BBQ so new gas tank and shit.

Something else as well.

Not a fuckin' clue.

So anyway get home and Rachels got us the best thing.

Give's me my card that i open to find that there is a treasure map inside it.

So reading that stuff.

three things.

So the last one says, right under your nose. so go to the garden cus thats where they all are.

Look around spot the last one right away.

The first one says.

In a see through places.

So green house but you know still search everything first.

And the second one.

Man that was brilliant.

My Birthday

so i started this in "yesterdays" blog didn't i?

oh well so i think i did.

So went to college.

I had the most brutal morning wake up man.

Felt like i had a ice pick in my fuckin' eye, went to get a cup of tea, then listened to obituary.

Man i just thought to myself.

"Hold on... thats a brutal birthday morning."

Then went to college.
First lesson, well only lesson.

Teacher showed up.

"Happy birthday will, give me a hug"

Told you she's one of the best nicest friendliest teachers.
So gave out these rice krispey cakes that me mom made.
My original plan was to make cup cakes right, like last year but you know. not a fuckin big cake.
So took them in because she made us a kickass stronghold pirate themed was metal.

So took in these rice krispey cakes handed them out and shit.
Was good man.

Then ran into me tutor which was bad, i did go to see her but you know.
"censored"

I didn't say shit.

Also a mate got me a present.

I say a mate, i mean Liam.

Him.

A bottle of Captain Morgans rum.

Wrapped in tin foil.

Couldn't find wrapping paper.

Metal.

So had that was metal n we went to the weather spoons for a few drinks. not for too long just a few in there. ended up just being us two noone else came, but still. had a laugh.

Then onward home where chilled and had a package waiting for us.

The book on polyrhythems which will keep me ocupied for a long ass fuckin' time.

and annhilator live.

Moms new favorite band.

And also waiting for me was this guy.

That shits metal man.

Sisters back.

Chillin' now just waiting for Rachel then its onward to the pub for beers and shit.

For a light one because of some fuckin' bullshit wank that i have to go to tomorrow.

Well a medium one.

So to everyone.

Goodbye.

Keep chillin'

Goodbye.

Will.

shit man

Got an email from Amazon today.

You know as they do daily for some fuckin' reason.

And if this one isn't a pure

Give me money... I want your money.

email then fuck me.

It was like.

Hey will, i kind of saw that you know. put some things into your cart right? then didn't go through with the order, or put them somewhere else. so you know, i was just wondering like, do you want to you know , get them. and give us your money? that is if you haven't already done so.

Get rid of the P&P and i'll think about it.

but anyway how money grabbing is that.
hey i see you forgot to buy that thing you wanted, you know that thing youwanted to give us that thing we want.

man who runs it George Osbourne?

So i forgot to do this yesterday.
Well finish it off.

Like most Government jerk offs.
I should do that shit.

So anyway, i would go on more but its my birthday and i wanna sit down and maybe listen to more obituary.
Thats brutal morning man, feeling like having an ice-pick in my eye getting a cup of tea then listening to obituary. thats fuckin' badass.

But anyway.
Happy birthday me, the next few days are gona be funny to document, so look for either a big blog, or a daily dose of mayhem.

Goodbye.
Will.

Actually i wrote a script.
its the very first draft so it going to be changed allot.
Cus its just straight forward with no bulk to it i think at the moment thinking about it.
But it shall be rocked n' a fuckin' half.

propper ish

So almost killed a technician the other day.

We only found out today and he's alright so you know, guess thats alright then.

So anyway last week we set up out set design thing right.

So that was set up, was fine, dandy golden no problems and shit.

So we've moved everything, put everything up. but the poles into the things put the weights on the bottom of em so you know they ent goin' anywhere.

The only one that could of moved was the "Washboard" one i think he called it, because that one don't have anyway.

So that didn't.

So he tells us today and were thinkin'.

Well shit me man.

Never knew that, but then if it was gona fall shouldn't it of fallen when we were setting it up and shit?

so you know.

That happened.

what else happened.
Well, bugger all.
Two people in my second lesson, just me n liam. teacher showed up, we chilled about it. last lesson. fuck that come home.
Done.

thats it really.

Actually i did something musical.
Oh well i'll remember when playing tomorrow.
Goodbye people.
Will.

i failed man

so i missed a day yesterday.

due to you know, i don't even know, just happened man.

not thrown up like that shit in ages n a half man.

Just woke up, went for a piss.

washed my hands then

phuwar.

Done' gone, shit man.

Then woke up at 4 and cooked a chicken on a BBQ.

You need anything more?

Okay mother fucker's you guys listen up.
or well, read up.
i ent been doin' a proper blog for the past few days, but today its time ta rock that shit G back into reality.
Yeah bitch i did some rhyming ass shit.

So where ta begin.
Well today right, the plan is to you know, drum a full track of the fast one, with 16th note double bass at 170BPM. now it ent that bad its only the 6 bar's/24x16 which is about a minute or something of straight double bass.
and thats twice. and i got a feeling that i'm forgetting a section and shit which would be fuck annoying.
But anyway thats an hour or so. but its fuck cold so you know.
gotta warm up first.



you mother fuckerswant this shit.
but i should tell you a story if i could remember it.
I know it was fuckin' deadly to me but fuck me man, i'm fucked now mn.

So you know.
Goodbye, people, good luck, n fuck me man.
Adyoce n shit.

good days blogging

Soo.

...

You know.

...

And the stuff.

...

Yeah that was a good days blogging and bullshit.

Goodbye.

Will

well its something today people

Ah so i remember what i was going to talk about and bullshit, that fashion wank.

so you know, we get on this topic the normal way.

you see some gay-ass woman lookiing guy and shit and your thinking.

What the fuck is that man?

So me and rowan havin the discussion.

man can tell the diffrence between people who you know, they look like fanny's so yu know they are gona be fannys when they talk and do shit. and we just look like rocker's and maybe redneck on and off.

So you know, whats with all this trying to look like women shit? or the wearing the tightest clothes but not to look like a woman but to show off whatever mussel you gained after 3 weeks or apparently working out or some shit?

man, people need the simple method to clothing man.

Is it comfy?

yup.

Fair fuckin' play.

Is that comfy mate?

it itch's like a mother fucker.

Then take it off then.

Nah mate, its in season.

... Spring?

Makes no sense man.

Man allot of other stuffs happened, right now i'm fuckin' cold man.
Cannot think that shit.
Had some birthday planning and shit, bought 72 carlings and 16 guinness's man.
Don't need much more.
The BBQ's fuckin' rockin, chicken wings are fuckin' slammin'
Burgers and slammin aswell needs more seasoning makin' em ourself's that shits brutal.

Yeah man.
Metal.

Goodbye mother fucker's.
Will

i wanted to blog

So today right.

I woke up and
"Censored"

and it was intresitng.

Goodbye.

Will.

fuck off

So tomorrow then.

But i want to talk about fashion again.

and what the fuck is going on man.

Mother fuckin' shit.

Goodbye.

Will

the BBQ adventures

ok will try n keep this short i gotta go poker.

So  rowan told us about black sabbaths new song.

Said it started a bit shit then went rockin' a few minutes in.

Man that shits just badass man.

I'll rock that shit.

What more do you need?

So today first.

Went to the dentist to get the fuckin' filling redone.
Will its shallow so we don't need to do an injection.
Thats cool.
Fuckin' hell man, slightly painful.
second drill.
Now you'll feel a slightly vibration.
ok
fuckin' hell man.

So that was done.

I go to rachel. by text she didn't come with me.
I'm a fuckin' guy.

Man i need a beer.
aww why?
I just got drilled in the mouth.
aww poor baby.

Hey, that was a fuckin' innuendo not an. Aww baby moment.

So yesterday let me read the blog.

The BBQ adventure.

So me n me dad go to B&Q to get a BBQ.

Thats good, yeah man. gazebo good n all.

Yeah man.

Go Homebase.

Now you think homebase make a house a home would be nicely fuckin' set out, man they couldn't cram more shit into a place.
you like you shins? neither do we.
and the BBQ's they had.
fuck that. over expensive and shit. man something with some jerk off's name on it should at least be good, even if it is 300 od quid, that itself should make it good n top of the range.
or did they not bother making them properly, just loosely they don't want to use it. its like in the show its just for show.

So back to B&Q to get em.
done.

So then to tesco to get some beer n shit.

Did that done.

'appy days.

So building that shit.

So open the box.

chuck the instructions away, i'm a man. don't need that shit.

so get everything out.

just rib the box appart, you know to see what the fuck's in the thing.

So then do that shit.

start building that shit.

about 2 hours later rowan comes over and i'm just finishing that shit. and its just startin to rain.

So.

put in the gazebo.

done.

time for the first BBQ.

So done that golden was nice.

N we decided, my birthdays gona be Redneck themed.
thats brutal.

So alter all this, we were chillin' and went ta pub.
And down me road there is this small stretch of road about 50-75 meters and shit with trafic lights and some works goin on.
So some thick pick decides ta over take this other guy for some reason on this small stretch of road.
Fuckin' hell man.

Imagine if there was a crash and the police.
Did you see the accident?
Nah man "rolling a fuckin' wheel down the road"

Do you know the driver?
I don't know let me just check what was in his wallet

So that was that man.

its time to finish this beer and go to bed.

Goodbye people.

Fuck off and shit.

Keep well.

Will.