the BBQ adventures

ok will try n keep this short i gotta go poker.

So  rowan told us about black sabbaths new song.

Said it started a bit shit then went rockin' a few minutes in.

Man that shits just badass man.

I'll rock that shit.

What more do you need?

So today first.

Went to the dentist to get the fuckin' filling redone.
Will its shallow so we don't need to do an injection.
Thats cool.
Fuckin' hell man, slightly painful.
second drill.
Now you'll feel a slightly vibration.
ok
fuckin' hell man.

So that was done.

I go to rachel. by text she didn't come with me.
I'm a fuckin' guy.

Man i need a beer.
aww why?
I just got drilled in the mouth.
aww poor baby.

Hey, that was a fuckin' innuendo not an. Aww baby moment.

So yesterday let me read the blog.

The BBQ adventure.

So me n me dad go to B&Q to get a BBQ.

Thats good, yeah man. gazebo good n all.

Yeah man.

Go Homebase.

Now you think homebase make a house a home would be nicely fuckin' set out, man they couldn't cram more shit into a place.
you like you shins? neither do we.
and the BBQ's they had.
fuck that. over expensive and shit. man something with some jerk off's name on it should at least be good, even if it is 300 od quid, that itself should make it good n top of the range.
or did they not bother making them properly, just loosely they don't want to use it. its like in the show its just for show.

So back to B&Q to get em.
done.

So then to tesco to get some beer n shit.

Did that done.

'appy days.

So building that shit.

So open the box.

chuck the instructions away, i'm a man. don't need that shit.

so get everything out.

just rib the box appart, you know to see what the fuck's in the thing.

So then do that shit.

start building that shit.

about 2 hours later rowan comes over and i'm just finishing that shit. and its just startin to rain.

So.

put in the gazebo.

done.

time for the first BBQ.

So done that golden was nice.

N we decided, my birthdays gona be Redneck themed.
thats brutal.

So alter all this, we were chillin' and went ta pub.
And down me road there is this small stretch of road about 50-75 meters and shit with trafic lights and some works goin on.
So some thick pick decides ta over take this other guy for some reason on this small stretch of road.
Fuckin' hell man.

Imagine if there was a crash and the police.
Did you see the accident?
Nah man "rolling a fuckin' wheel down the road"

Do you know the driver?
I don't know let me just check what was in his wallet

So that was that man.

its time to finish this beer and go to bed.

Goodbye people.

Fuck off and shit.

Keep well.

Will.