fuck titles

i think thats what people think when i offend them. well, you know. either an entre country or type of person.

Anyway.

Or somethings i say may be offensive to some jerk off.

but anyway.

Remember i told you about throwing up yesterday?

Well let me tell ya the story.

So on Tuesday rowan came over so we drank.

Wednesday came and was like.

Fuck me.

but i did wake up 15 minutes before my alarm went off, realised i hand't of set it, so i set it and waited the 15 minutes for it to go off.

To which i got a cup of tea thought.

Ahh naff it, going back to bed.

So few hours later came down and watched maggie's funeral.

So rachel phoned us cus was gona get her at about 12.

So she asked.

What are you doing?
just watchin' maggie's funeral.

My mom just gave us a look and laughed.

So that was that.

Then i went up stares and thought.

Ahh fuck.

So the toast i had ta setel my stomach.

Nah.

Chucked that up.

Then later on at 11:30 we left to get her, picked up moms mate, took her to post office then as we were leaving.

Ah shit.

Phuwahh, Phuwahh.

Into this empty fuckin' ice cream bucket thing you know sick bowl.

So put tissues over it and stuff.

cover the smell and shit.

So get to Rachels and my mom goes.

Go in and see if you can put it down the toilet and swill it out.

Ahh fuck.

So get to the door.
trying to casually hide it.

Can i use your bathroom?

Yeah sure, what you got there?

Nothing.

Legged it on up, poured it in the bog, wiped some out, swilled it with water in bog again.

Flushed it.

...

Fuck sake.

Again.

Job done.

So get downstairs and she goes.

You alright.

Yeah man i'm fine.

And that was that we was on our way home.

And she thought i got her some chocolates or something.

...

No.

Brilliant shit man.

Comedy n half.

So had lesson today.
not much really.
was told i didn't miss much yesterday and that was about it really.
Little analysis. that was it.
So left early then home to watch some film called Comedown.

Don't bother man its not what i thought it would be.
You know, about a guy coming down faster than the fuckin' space shuttle.

But anyway it was a good film.
Fuckin' chavs.

Then rehearsal which i just got back from.
so now time for a beer and a pot noodle.
So from me, today hello.

Goodbye everyone
Have a good evening and good day.
Will

Also, that toby keith song.
That suits me perfect man.
Its a good thing people don't ask what i'm thinking, or i do say whats on my mind at times.
Not right man, thats not right.

But anyway.
I must away.

Fair well.