funny things happen at funerals

Was Margaret thatchers funeral today.

So you know took the day off college to watch her funeral.

Well and on my beeriod but still stands.

And dude, you know this next statement is true, you guys cannot deny it.

You cannot have a funeral, without something happening that makes you want to laugh or make a joke about it.

Some of the things that happened during it and comments were brilliant.

Me and my mom were watching it just things clicked we had the same ideas.

So it started with the hearse.

Now you may think thats a strange one, but you know. they put the coffin in the boot. or back.

And its there for a few minutes untill its time to set off and shit.

So were looking at this thing thinkin'

can you imagine if it dosent start up propperly,

Rev's

Ah for fuck sake

Rev's starts.

There we go.

Or if James May pops his head out and goes.

Hammond. jump leads.

then its at the place when the horse drawn cannon thing arrives, the bloke running behind it.
One simple comment.

Its a bit tight there mate.

Dude man, its like they got his measurements gave him 6 n alf pies and still took two inches off the measurements.
Just seemed a joke that bit with this bloke in a tight outfit who looked abit on the fuckin' chubby side.

I'm sure other stuff happened. but the best one was when the queen arived.

The lord mayor lead them in with the "Mourning Sword"

Called that because "you fuckin' search that stuff" and its all black and stuff.

I probably know it but i'm tired man, can't remember.

So anyway, he greeted the queen and then raised the sword, but as he spun almost took the queens head off.

And her face was brilliant man, Duke looked at her and laughed

man.

we rewround that 3 times was piss funny man.

Was her face, i cant describe it.

Surely someone has the clip some where.

Or just go on IPlayer and skip to when the queen arrives.

Its brilliant.

And thats that really man.

And for the title.
At the funerals i've been to usually something happens or a comment is made that makes you chuckle.
At a cremation in the winter first thing in the morning.
Someone said.

Nothing like a cremation first thing in the morning to warm everyone up
Then being at the bar at half 10 looking at it with everyone thinking the same thing.
Can we get a round in yet?

But then anyway.

I threw up, funny story will tell ya tomorrow.
But until then.
goodbye people.

Will.