propper ish

So almost killed a technician the other day.

We only found out today and he's alright so you know, guess thats alright then.

So anyway last week we set up out set design thing right.

So that was set up, was fine, dandy golden no problems and shit.

So we've moved everything, put everything up. but the poles into the things put the weights on the bottom of em so you know they ent goin' anywhere.

The only one that could of moved was the "Washboard" one i think he called it, because that one don't have anyway.

So that didn't.

So he tells us today and were thinkin'.

Well shit me man.

Never knew that, but then if it was gona fall shouldn't it of fallen when we were setting it up and shit?

so you know.

That happened.

what else happened.
Well, bugger all.
Two people in my second lesson, just me n liam. teacher showed up, we chilled about it. last lesson. fuck that come home.
Done.

thats it really.

Actually i did something musical.
Oh well i'll remember when playing tomorrow.
Goodbye people.
Will.

i failed man

so i missed a day yesterday.

due to you know, i don't even know, just happened man.

not thrown up like that shit in ages n a half man.

Just woke up, went for a piss.

washed my hands then

phuwar.

Done' gone, shit man.

Then woke up at 4 and cooked a chicken on a BBQ.

You need anything more?

Okay mother fucker's you guys listen up.
or well, read up.
i ent been doin' a proper blog for the past few days, but today its time ta rock that shit G back into reality.
Yeah bitch i did some rhyming ass shit.

So where ta begin.
Well today right, the plan is to you know, drum a full track of the fast one, with 16th note double bass at 170BPM. now it ent that bad its only the 6 bar's/24x16 which is about a minute or something of straight double bass.
and thats twice. and i got a feeling that i'm forgetting a section and shit which would be fuck annoying.
But anyway thats an hour or so. but its fuck cold so you know.
gotta warm up first.



you mother fuckerswant this shit.
but i should tell you a story if i could remember it.
I know it was fuckin' deadly to me but fuck me man, i'm fucked now mn.

So you know.
Goodbye, people, good luck, n fuck me man.
Adyoce n shit.

good days blogging

Soo.

...

You know.

...

And the stuff.

...

Yeah that was a good days blogging and bullshit.

Goodbye.

Will

well its something today people

Ah so i remember what i was going to talk about and bullshit, that fashion wank.

so you know, we get on this topic the normal way.

you see some gay-ass woman lookiing guy and shit and your thinking.

What the fuck is that man?

So me and rowan havin the discussion.

man can tell the diffrence between people who you know, they look like fanny's so yu know they are gona be fannys when they talk and do shit. and we just look like rocker's and maybe redneck on and off.

So you know, whats with all this trying to look like women shit? or the wearing the tightest clothes but not to look like a woman but to show off whatever mussel you gained after 3 weeks or apparently working out or some shit?

man, people need the simple method to clothing man.

Is it comfy?

yup.

Fair fuckin' play.

Is that comfy mate?

it itch's like a mother fucker.

Then take it off then.

Nah mate, its in season.

... Spring?

Makes no sense man.

Man allot of other stuffs happened, right now i'm fuckin' cold man.
Cannot think that shit.
Had some birthday planning and shit, bought 72 carlings and 16 guinness's man.
Don't need much more.
The BBQ's fuckin' rockin, chicken wings are fuckin' slammin'
Burgers and slammin aswell needs more seasoning makin' em ourself's that shits brutal.

Yeah man.
Metal.

Goodbye mother fucker's.
Will

i wanted to blog

So today right.

I woke up and
"Censored"

and it was intresitng.

Goodbye.

Will.

fuck off

So tomorrow then.

But i want to talk about fashion again.

and what the fuck is going on man.

Mother fuckin' shit.

Goodbye.

Will

the BBQ adventures

ok will try n keep this short i gotta go poker.

So  rowan told us about black sabbaths new song.

Said it started a bit shit then went rockin' a few minutes in.

Man that shits just badass man.

I'll rock that shit.

What more do you need?

So today first.

Went to the dentist to get the fuckin' filling redone.
Will its shallow so we don't need to do an injection.
Thats cool.
Fuckin' hell man, slightly painful.
second drill.
Now you'll feel a slightly vibration.
ok
fuckin' hell man.

So that was done.

I go to rachel. by text she didn't come with me.
I'm a fuckin' guy.

Man i need a beer.
aww why?
I just got drilled in the mouth.
aww poor baby.

Hey, that was a fuckin' innuendo not an. Aww baby moment.

So yesterday let me read the blog.

The BBQ adventure.

So me n me dad go to B&Q to get a BBQ.

Thats good, yeah man. gazebo good n all.

Yeah man.

Go Homebase.

Now you think homebase make a house a home would be nicely fuckin' set out, man they couldn't cram more shit into a place.
you like you shins? neither do we.
and the BBQ's they had.
fuck that. over expensive and shit. man something with some jerk off's name on it should at least be good, even if it is 300 od quid, that itself should make it good n top of the range.
or did they not bother making them properly, just loosely they don't want to use it. its like in the show its just for show.

So back to B&Q to get em.
done.

So then to tesco to get some beer n shit.

Did that done.

'appy days.

So building that shit.

So open the box.

chuck the instructions away, i'm a man. don't need that shit.

so get everything out.

just rib the box appart, you know to see what the fuck's in the thing.

So then do that shit.

start building that shit.

about 2 hours later rowan comes over and i'm just finishing that shit. and its just startin to rain.

So.

put in the gazebo.

done.

time for the first BBQ.

So done that golden was nice.

N we decided, my birthdays gona be Redneck themed.
thats brutal.

So alter all this, we were chillin' and went ta pub.
And down me road there is this small stretch of road about 50-75 meters and shit with trafic lights and some works goin on.
So some thick pick decides ta over take this other guy for some reason on this small stretch of road.
Fuckin' hell man.

Imagine if there was a crash and the police.
Did you see the accident?
Nah man "rolling a fuckin' wheel down the road"

Do you know the driver?
I don't know let me just check what was in his wallet

So that was that man.

its time to finish this beer and go to bed.

Goodbye people.

Fuck off and shit.

Keep well.

Will.

all good things to come

So tomorrow then.

I will tell you the tale of the BBQ adventure.

The building of the BBQ.

The BBQ itself.

The chilling.

The building of the Gazebo.

The fuckin' car crash thing that almost happened because of some dumb mother fucker'

And maybe other shit.

But you may recall me talking about a cat right.
Every now n then walking to and from the pub there is this black cat that walks beside me and shit.
I'm like.

Whats up cat, how you doin'?

And other stuff you know.
Talking and shit.
Animals they are nice, funny, and better than humans.

So you know.
The other day, while walking to the pub.
The cat runs along, maybe the first time i remember seeing him this year.
and its walking along side me for a long time and shit.
And i'm going.

Hey cat i can't take you to the pub with me man.
Meow.
I know you want to but you can't man, its not for cat's.
Meow.
Thats no way to speak about women.
Meow.
Yes that is a good chat up line. Do you like water?
Meow.
then you'll like 70% of me.

You know that shit.
So it stopped after a while then.
And it walked beside me about 10 minutes ago.
But anyway.
It is time for sleep.

Goodbye people.
Have a good night and shit.
Will.

yup

so making a new shaggin' play list.

yeah you guys weren't expecting that were ya.

i dont think i've talked about banging on this other that in jokes and hinting at shit because you guys are dirty bastards.

Fuck me i gotta get some more titanic stout.

so was speakin to Nat, as ya do.

Then the shaggin' play list came up some how.

No one make erection jokes its my blog and i will make them...

So talked about it again, then were both making one, gotta be 30 songs long.

So i got 109 songs.

Then got em down to 45 so far.

have a look.

so now i have to take 14 away and then you know.

At some point test this shit.

So anyway.

Its a interesting thing.

Were going to hold a vote to see which people prefer.

Mine or Nats.

Have ta be Mine, shit man.

So its now down to 27...

Fuck.

But add a few will do a quick look and shit.

But anyway.

The guy a few doors down the road fromo me has a fire going on.

Looks like he's fuckin' buried a fuckin' steam train.

So went to do the BBQ today.
You know, clean that shit.
It broke.
So didn't do that.

Full day of fuck all then.
Fun ass shit.

got the final list. check this shit G.

prob ent final, looks bit shit ta me.

May need a newer one and shit.

Was a mix of, whats a funny song, and, what would i wanna bang to.

may have to do both.

Anyway.

Thats it i'm goin bed.

Try not to miss us or some bullshit.

Goodbye.

Will

muphh

So its the weekend.

Well fuck all and a mother fuckin' half happened today.

Went to college.

FUCK ALL!!

Should of stayed home.

But now its out ta do something or some shit.

Bye.

Will.

fuck titles

i think thats what people think when i offend them. well, you know. either an entre country or type of person.

Anyway.

Or somethings i say may be offensive to some jerk off.

but anyway.

Remember i told you about throwing up yesterday?

Well let me tell ya the story.

So on Tuesday rowan came over so we drank.

Wednesday came and was like.

Fuck me.

but i did wake up 15 minutes before my alarm went off, realised i hand't of set it, so i set it and waited the 15 minutes for it to go off.

To which i got a cup of tea thought.

Ahh naff it, going back to bed.

So few hours later came down and watched maggie's funeral.

So rachel phoned us cus was gona get her at about 12.

So she asked.

What are you doing?
just watchin' maggie's funeral.

My mom just gave us a look and laughed.

So that was that.

Then i went up stares and thought.

Ahh fuck.

So the toast i had ta setel my stomach.

Nah.

Chucked that up.

Then later on at 11:30 we left to get her, picked up moms mate, took her to post office then as we were leaving.

Ah shit.

Phuwahh, Phuwahh.

Into this empty fuckin' ice cream bucket thing you know sick bowl.

So put tissues over it and stuff.

cover the smell and shit.

So get to Rachels and my mom goes.

Go in and see if you can put it down the toilet and swill it out.

Ahh fuck.

So get to the door.
trying to casually hide it.

Can i use your bathroom?

Yeah sure, what you got there?

Nothing.

Legged it on up, poured it in the bog, wiped some out, swilled it with water in bog again.

Flushed it.

...

Fuck sake.

Again.

Job done.

So get downstairs and she goes.

You alright.

Yeah man i'm fine.

And that was that we was on our way home.

And she thought i got her some chocolates or something.

...

No.

Brilliant shit man.

Comedy n half.

So had lesson today.
not much really.
was told i didn't miss much yesterday and that was about it really.
Little analysis. that was it.
So left early then home to watch some film called Comedown.

Don't bother man its not what i thought it would be.
You know, about a guy coming down faster than the fuckin' space shuttle.

But anyway it was a good film.
Fuckin' chavs.

Then rehearsal which i just got back from.
so now time for a beer and a pot noodle.
So from me, today hello.

Goodbye everyone
Have a good evening and good day.
Will

Also, that toby keith song.
That suits me perfect man.
Its a good thing people don't ask what i'm thinking, or i do say whats on my mind at times.
Not right man, thats not right.

But anyway.
I must away.

Fair well.

funny things happen at funerals

Was Margaret thatchers funeral today.

So you know took the day off college to watch her funeral.

Well and on my beeriod but still stands.

And dude, you know this next statement is true, you guys cannot deny it.

You cannot have a funeral, without something happening that makes you want to laugh or make a joke about it.

Some of the things that happened during it and comments were brilliant.

Me and my mom were watching it just things clicked we had the same ideas.

So it started with the hearse.

Now you may think thats a strange one, but you know. they put the coffin in the boot. or back.

And its there for a few minutes untill its time to set off and shit.

So were looking at this thing thinkin'

can you imagine if it dosent start up propperly,

Rev's

Ah for fuck sake

Rev's starts.

There we go.

Or if James May pops his head out and goes.

Hammond. jump leads.

then its at the place when the horse drawn cannon thing arrives, the bloke running behind it.
One simple comment.

Its a bit tight there mate.

Dude man, its like they got his measurements gave him 6 n alf pies and still took two inches off the measurements.
Just seemed a joke that bit with this bloke in a tight outfit who looked abit on the fuckin' chubby side.

I'm sure other stuff happened. but the best one was when the queen arived.

The lord mayor lead them in with the "Mourning Sword"

Called that because "you fuckin' search that stuff" and its all black and stuff.

I probably know it but i'm tired man, can't remember.

So anyway, he greeted the queen and then raised the sword, but as he spun almost took the queens head off.

And her face was brilliant man, Duke looked at her and laughed

man.

we rewround that 3 times was piss funny man.

Was her face, i cant describe it.

Surely someone has the clip some where.

Or just go on IPlayer and skip to when the queen arrives.

Its brilliant.

And thats that really man.

And for the title.
At the funerals i've been to usually something happens or a comment is made that makes you chuckle.
At a cremation in the winter first thing in the morning.
Someone said.

Nothing like a cremation first thing in the morning to warm everyone up
Then being at the bar at half 10 looking at it with everyone thinking the same thing.
Can we get a round in yet?

But then anyway.

I threw up, funny story will tell ya tomorrow.
But until then.
goodbye people.

Will.

The News and how it travels, with a mix of other fuckin' shit.

now with every tradagy or bad event there always comes news.

naturaly its how we find out about all the bad and none of the good, unless it is heart warming... yet still depressing in some type of way.

The mother fuckers.

Man all the news wants to do it make everyone feel shit in one way or another.

Whats happened today then?

something good and amazing has happened.

Oh shit we can't report that, quick find a country noone has ever heard of and see if anyone is trapped anywhere in a hole.

 Anyway.

so last night, well yesterday you know time diffrence.

Yes i'm english, problem?

during the brston marathon two bombs went off and luckaly/thankfully two of them were stopped and deactivated.

but sadly during this over 140 people were injured and 3 have been killed.

That is all the information i gathered from the news this morning.

but that is not what i'm going to talk about, its what the reporters and people atualy discuss. you know the strange little details that link to a similer event somehow.

this one was intresting, a reporter said that.

useualy within 3 days an organisation reveils themselfs and take clame for doing the attack for one reason or another.

Something along the lines.

Which to me makes me think.

What was their a commity involved during the formation of terorist organisation? where the goverment sits them down and says.

Right this is the rules.

Well here are the rules there not fucking chavs.

Anyway.

You can do an attack and shit but you must take clame to it within 3 days.

Other wise we will send in the seals.

Also remember to take the orange form fill in page 6 and 7 sign on page 3, 8 and 37, aswell as your name and contact details on the front page at least 3 weeks in advance of any attack.

is that the process or something, noone knows.

And its the thing.

They will reveal themselfs within 3 days.

What so every terorist organisation will be looking at each other like a bunch of blokes at the pub wth glasses running low andeventualy one of them says.

...
Ahh it was my shout i got it.

man its weird shit man, its the little things that you know find funny about the media shit.

someone posted.

Wow, its amazing how fast news can travel.

well, we have the internet now, there may be a singal delay from things being uploaded in the world but once its up and going it wont take too long.
then as soon as something happens you can find out. with smartphones now someshit can happen and be uploaded or talked about worldwide within a few minutes of it even happaning.

Now i have to say, we had means to send information over seas before the internet.
Phones, Faxing and post office.

So phone up a representive in another country and the news is broudcast in that country.
then before phones and faxing.
Was post.
Then you know, fuck man i have to sail over the fuckin' 7 seas to give dave this message, shit me.

Sails seven seas.

Yo wheres dave?
he set sail 3 days ago.
Mother fucker'!!

Sails after Dave

few days later catch up and shit.
fast ship whatever.

Dave i have a message.
really what is it?
wanna go for a drink?
When?
When were back in port mate. when else would we go for one? unless you have a pub on board?

You get the idea.
You know thats code to tell them some inportant news.

but now were in the information age so you know, information is key and easy to access  appart from the shit people don't want us knowing about.
Like why we have no money yet people are asking for money that dosent exist back.
but fuck that onto other bullshit.

So college today.

First lesson.

Well actually on the bus, did more math. got that shit finished.

Then started to draw the fuckin' diagrams and get everything prepared and shit. so that was fun for the set design bullshit.

Like architectural.

fuck sake.

But its interesting to plan that shit in such a detailed way.

Given an idea for other projects and shit.

Well short films and stuff.

so first lesson.

Just continued with that.

Second lesson.

Teacher walked in kind of went.

naff this.

Then walked out came back about 5 minutes later told us to do some work that is on the college site so we did that

And went to get food and beers at pub standard.

so last lesson.

Not much really designed some more stuff got a few ideas and shit.

just to draw em out and shit see what they look like on paper aswell as in person.

After already seeing them in person.

So anyway that was my day then.

How was yours people?

Man thats one of the things man.

You gotta be a lowlife man.

just more of a laugh.

could get about 3 albums out of the shit i remember about being a low life.

Got a song called "alcohol fuled Stupidity"

I can't even fuckin' say it.

So it must be good.

So rowan came around and shit.

Lucky cus i almost ended this and shit.

Still here.

So we had a fuckin' rockin' ass jam, fuckin' boilin' ass shit man.

Outside that stuff man.

So now its drink on and chillin.

Blast the music and fuckin' beers on.

Goodbye people.

Will.

Keep safe.

bit late but still, cant hurt a mother fucker'

so today right.

fuck all, again.

Game of thrones, Vikings.

That was about it.

Was kickass episodes of both thought man.

Then chillin' did some college work was allot of fuckin' math for that stuff man.

Shit man.

And then drawing tomorrow before lesson so you know, look prepared.

So anyway onward to poker.

So get there.

Jim goes out. thats all the main thing.
So anyway.

Moving on.
I came 5th.

So onto cash game, i went in 8 quid.
Won £21.50
Highest i had was 29 quid.

So you know.
Next week will do cash again and see how it goes.
Try and win more shit man.

Hey i need drum sticks.
And trying to spell drum sticks then i spelt out drink and drunk.
Nurse.
He's escaped again.

So went good man.
Was propper freaked everyone man.
I got pocket 2's right.
raised a quid.

So everyone was shocked, and i was last to act and shit.
so anyway.
I lost that one was just fuckin about with that.
Everyone almost folded.

if i had of called 10 quid i could of had 30 quid now but you know.
Fuck that.
I had king high on that one.

But either way.
Still a laugh and shit.

what else.
College work.

Thats about it.

Goodbye people.
I will try and have something
 more constructive up soon.

Goodbye.
Will.


And this is how my birthday is going to be like.

ok catch up time

so like in real live i have been very vuage in the past few posts which may have put most of you off.

Unless you are women and you like being ignored or something.

I don't know.

Its what the media and other people have us men believing.

...

don't stop

Anyway.

to get to the shit thats happened.

In a nutshell,

I've been out.

Pissed on a mate.

And note.

On.

Not Off.

Yes you read that correctly.

I didn't fucking stutter.

So what else.

Hold on let me look at yesterdays blog.

Fuck yeah i went dancing as well.

Forgot about that.

The irish, nice people. may have to go there one day soon with Liam and shit.

Why him you ask.

...

Fuck knows actually.

Anyway.

So in order of stuff i will fuckin' remember.

So there i was.
Minding my own buisnes.
Having a merry old piss.

And a mate comes up behinds us and pushes us forward.
So you know.
Almost land in the pisser.

So naturally.

Fuck off!
So i'm swinging my knob about fuckin spraying on him and shit.
You know getting the last fuckin' piss drops out and shit.
fuck off!
Pissing ya know.

So i pissed on me mate.

Anyway after and shit.

Having a laugh as we do.

And nat comes over and says to Ant.

Dude come dance with me.

fuck no.

Came his reply.

I'll do it. "apparently politely"

I say.

So off i go and do my version of "dancing"

Was a fuckin' laugh man.

the irish are really nice and shit, we have a laugh.

and stuff.

beers.

Man i love that shit.

Laughin' and stuff.

Don't need much else man.

Time to go out for a beer and stuff.

See your guys around and shit people.

Have a drink on... someone else.

And get me one aswell.

goodbye.

Will.

Also yesterday and today.
Rachel came over, we chilled out, didn't do too much just had a relax and stuff.
Watched game of thrones.
On Episode 8 of season 1.
Got a bit to go through and shit but you know.
Ive seen it so you know.
I can watch the new episode tomorrow.

Anyway.
ayy

ermm

I don't have time to do this today.

well tonight.

But will catch up with you all tomorrow.

But it will be tales of dancing, drinking and other shit.

have fun my people.

Will

not really too much

Well its friday.

So going to go drink soon.

I would tell you what happened today.

But not allot really happened.

I waved at a girl.

set some shit up.

took a few pictures.

went on a bus.

Went on a train.

Walked.

Think i ran into an ex.

Thats about it.

Feel free to ask any questions.

Will have some interesting shit to tell you tomorrow i'm sure it is beer night.

Anyway.

goodbye.

Will.

3 day catch up, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday

fuck me man tired as shit man.

heavy few days man.

So a bit to write about and shit, anyway.

Thursday:

We got kicked out of lesson today, it was very strange.
The teacher snapped and said

"right, get out, everyone get out. your hear to learn and your not learning your being disrespectful i want you all to get out. you've saved yourself 40 minutes. Go"

not all of us were bad, it was just a few people who were not being corporative and disrespectful.

So we went for a drink.

Then on the night time.

Wednesday:

Woken up at 8:40 today, with a slight hangover do to a strategic Jagerbomb the previous night.

Doctors appointment at 9:20.

20 minutes to prepare, making myself a cup of Tea and washing my face to sober me up a little bit.

They were arguing on the Radio again, still about Margret thatcher. Why people are being jerks offs i don't know but still don't be a fucking' dick about someone who's dead.

Unless its hitler or your a fucking jerk off or something, I'm sure none of them are reading this blog because you know.

They can't read.

And you know that is plausible as meny of the protesters and shit were around the age of 18-20 who were drinking Special Brue so you can tell, they are on the Doll.

Arrived at the Doctors, was good. Was also strange as they were playing the soundtrack to Twilight in there, was not what i was expecting to hear at a doctors place, with a hangover first thing in the morning.

I mean it sounded good and shit was nice and shit.

But not something you really expect.

Anyway.

So i went into the doctors room thing and told them my ailment.

Its me ears again man.

So i stand up, and the doctor comes up to my shoulders she was only little, and turns around and just says.

Its fine you can sit down.

Said.

Thats good other wise would have to duck down weirdly.

So anyway, its fine no infection again or anything its just some blockage and shit.

Just been told to put some olive oil drops in and shit.

yes thats right.

Olive oil.

Like what i put on my stake to maranade that stuff.

That is what i have to put in my ear.

She said not to use the same oil that i just cooked a stake with as that would be bad for some reason.

Can't think why, it'll only have oil and soy source in.

God that videos so gay.

So anyway, i had to work on this song, i say that i had to remember it and do a demo of it for Hannah its on soundcloud will put it up in a moment.

So spent a few hours jamming and stuff, and its at 170BPM.

So i'm sitting there thinking, man do i play 32nd notes there?

How many notes is that per minute.

So i did the math.

first off.

32nd notes is 8 notes per beat.

So you know in essence its 170 x 8

So you know

170 x 8

100 x 80 = 800

70 x 8

...

50 x 8 =350

20 x 8 = 160

800 +

350 +

160 =

1210 BPM

Then it turns out it was in 16th notes so i thought thank fuck for that.

So rather than do that math again it was simple.

1210 Devided by 2

605 BPM

And that is what i did.

Yet i swear it was more.

So anyway recorded a few thought yeah that will do.

Fuck that was video.

Had to redo it a few more times.

So in all, about 3/4 hours on and off.

Yeah i had fun.

And this is what i spent the day doing.

Thursday:

So today it is Rachels Birthday everyone say happy Birthday.
Say It!
Good.

So went to college.
Did that.
Rachel came to stratford. we walked about, went to tutor house thing was good.
went for a meal, that shit was nice.
Had mini burger thing it was 6 burgers.
2 of each.
plain burger, cheese burger and cheese and bacon burger.
Was fuckin' nice man
and a bucket of chips.

Was some strange ass bitch sitting next to us. on another table, was there with her mom n dad or something.
And was looking thought the menu and said.

I don't like most of this stuff i only like two of the things on this menu.

Simple.
Fuckin' order one of them then.

And he dad must of gone.

Why not have a burger.
And she replied with.
I only eat burgers from mcdonalds.

What the fuck is with this bitch man.

So then had that went back to hers for a few minutes then home for a death metal nap.
Which is a nap while you listen to Death Metal.

I recommend Hate - solarflesh.

So anyway.

Band practice and shit with Winter Storm.

Was good man.

Heard an intresting thing from Hannah, one of her teachers from uni is coming yo our album launch gig and is bring her son.

Who knows me.

Dude i have no idea who this guy is.

His last names either wild or barron or something.

I have not a fuckin' clue man.

But anyway.

Thats enough for today.

Goodbye everyone.

Have a good night.

GoodBye.

Will.

chillin' still

Be it time, to relax.

Before continuing on and recording this demo.

Workings things out, going to be killer when done.

Its only so people know what the part actually is  but still.

Its fuckin' rockin.

Abit fast but still.

Death metal... ish.

just relax the shoulder a little then continue.

So done that recorded it a little now its time to chill some more.

Thinking about watching Vikings again but i really cannot be arsed to do much man.

May just have a fuckin' nap man.

So how is everyone?

Dude i was gona talk but i'm fuckin knackared as shit man.

Uploading some pictures then bed man man hard days drumming.

Some killer practice sessions coming up when college is out.

Night people.

Goodbye.

Will.

Sorry today 9th april whatever

funny shit whatever.

tomorrow.

goodbye.

Will

i did stuff today, not much but enough to blog about, a-fuckin-pparently.

Plan for the day.

Watch Vikings - Check

Quid Band practice - Check

Game of thrones - not yet

Meal instead of fuckin' poker - gerrrr

So watched the new episode of Vikings Episode 6.
Now that was kickass man its a good show man.
just another week to go and shit for the next one.
They have some funny saying and scenes in that man, its brilliant man.
I need me that stuff in me life.

And when away for a few weeks the wife saying.
"My belly has been empty of loveness."
Well shit me.

and a few others than cannot be mentioned.

"i want to ride you like a bull...
A wild bull."

Don't fuckin' mind if ya do.
Anyway.
School girl outfit, two ponytails for some reason, slammin' done.
only one person will know what im on about there.

So quid band practice and shit.

i'm gona have a sit down and watch game of thrones man tired.

So back anyway.

So rehearsal with quid.

I got their at 20 ta 12, its starts at 12 but you know. place was closed.

So i went to get a pie.

No pie.

So you know, chicken burger it is then.

Dude that shit was proper nice i recommend that place man.

Its real nice man.

cafe place on the way to muthers studio man. its nice man.

try it some time.

So anyway.

Had rehearsal.

It went well.

About it really we had a laugh and sit down.

Was good.

Got home to a surprise we've been offered a gig at a Beer Fest so you know.

I'm fuckin' well game.

So looking forward to that and shit.

when its fully confirmed and shit will put up some details and stuff people.

I can tell you, its on a friday, in july. or june. either way its on a friday.

Yes its in july.

So anyway.
Game of thrones.
Yeah that was good.
Paul Kaye was in it. if you don't know who he is then this guy. the legend and influence upon oneself.

now thats badass man.

And the hound was back, erm no he wasn't spoilers.

Some shit whatever.

I didn't even realise he left, thought he was with the ginger stark.

Was good man.

Dude from love actually was in it. you know the drummer one.

With Liam Neeson as his dad. that one.

About that really was good, nice sit down and shit.

Now its time to do the same until this meal later.

Yay.

Have to be on my best behaviour and bullshit.

fuck that, an interesting saying from Ted Nugent man.

Its ad-libbed a bit its been a while since i heard it.

Everyone has there own little fire.

Some people are happy and have happy little fires and i come along and add some kindaling to that fire you know, make it shine brighter and bring the happiness out more.

But others have asshole fires. and if your being an asshole. I'm bring gasoline "Petrol" to your fire and making it a hell of a lot worse.

Pretty much if your a nice person and friendly and shit.

thats what your gona get.

If your a fucking prick.

Man thats what your gona fuckin' well get.

be well behaved my arse.

you've met me before right?

Anyway its time to end.

Or some shit anyway.

Things gotta end.

So you know, goodbye people. have a good night and week and shit man.

Also you guys should like the facebook page.
"https://www.facebook.com/IDoubtYouWishThisWasYou"

I should get a logo made for this actually.

That shit would be interesting.

Anyway.

Goodbye.

Will.

Do i really need a title?

Man there new album is rockin' man.

Gona have to get that stuff man.

So birthday list.

Texas Hippie Coalition - Peacemaker.

And thats it.

maybe socks, not just anyway socks you know proper ones. like thickish ones not too think just a little bit ya know the ones.

Good ones.

And booze.

Copious amounts of booze as well

And drum sticks.

Vater 5A Los Angeles

Just so you know.

Hint fuckin' hint.

Who ever the fuck reads this.

But then if you are reading this shit then hello, how are you guys doing man.

Yup still going and shit.

I'm good.

How you guys going?

You guys should talk at us man, ask us a question and shit.

Would love to do a Q&A blog some time.

that shit would be interesting man.

Anyway full day today people.

I've had a sit down.

I've drummed and shit.

Turns out i can play alright at 260BPM but not 280 that saddens me slightly.

Come on you know me.

Whats sadness?

Watched vikings a little.

You fuckin' gotta man that shits badass.

chilled, watched some Walk on the Wild-side.

And now having a newcastle brown ale.

I fancy ale a bit man.

Just waiting for my fuckin' pork.

I say that.

Moms cookin' some pork man.

Dude man.

...

Just dude man that shits kickass man.

Now wasn't a fan of most meat and shit.

Till i walked past some stake in tesco and thought.

That looks nice man.

Eatin' shitload that shit ever since.

Well not that much but you know.

That stuffs kickass man.

We need to be paid like that again.

With beer and meat.

The Egyptians had it fuckin' made man.

Would love to be paid with Beer and Meat.

But you know, have something ya know.

Yo i make it as a musician i'll take my money.

Even thought it will be 20p per album odd.

Fun shit man.

So had a little mix of ideas for me birthday and shit.

So had to cancel the gig thing because couldn't fuckin' find a place.
So have to do the other thing.
You know.
Its just another fuckin' day just with a little more booze consumption.
And more alcohol fuled stupidity.

and seeing as its on a college day as well  only one lesson go for a few beers in stratford with people from college if anyone wants to join.
Probably not be just me and liam.
Then onward home for a bath and stake and shit.

Then a few beers and meat session with few people and shit here.
Then onward outward on a travel thing to the pub and shit for a few hours or days.
Either way we ent coming back till the next day/morning.
Being back on the weekend is fine as well.

wouldn't mind a roadtrip of some kind as well or something.
That would be interesting and shit.
I've been told to go to romania.
But some other place you know, old and shit. for a nice beer and look around on a cliff top or mountain or something.
Do the peak-district walk thing.

With beer and hangovers.
Brutal.

Anyway nothing else really happened today people.
Fuck all.

so people.
goodbye.
Will.

Chillin' Death metal, Vikings. Stuff

In a nutshell, that is pretty much what i did today.

Well you know i did other stuff.

I had a lay down.

Watched Spartacus again.

Separate Paths not from start again.

Man they actually do more talking than i remember from watching the other day.

Was strange watching it man was actually paying attention to what they are saying.

Was like.

You will pay for your insolence.

And i was just thinking.

Man who's got diabetes?

Was listening to Hate aswell.

You know, their Bass player died this morning so thought will have a listen.

And you know, there kick-fuckin-ass.

As most polish Death Metal bands are.

I did suggested to my band Quid that we do a cover as tribute as a little joke because you know.

An Indi-Rock back doing a cover of a death metal band would be awesome but strange too see.

thought we could do an adaptation of it.

But then the lyrics would be a little strange you know.

Concentrate and dissolve!

Solar force - Flaming rage

Behold! We march together against the faith!

We march together to smite the paradigm of life!

Let me drink your blame. Let me breathe your falsehood

We burn the halls of mystics. We have come to open the graves

May the gods be forsaken on altars of shame

May they wear crowns of thorns

May they swallow all despise!

Sacred doorways where darkness decends

Slaves in raptures sick of unknown disease

Feeble minds lust for oracles

But with an Indi singer ish voice and fashion.

Would be brilliant man.

I almost put up Saliva Survival of the Sickest then but then thought that may be a bit insensitive or something.
Acidental its a kickass song aswell.

Anyway.
So.

Started Watching Vikings today man.
Man i was drumming so was piss hot, took off me shirt and started watching it.

Hey that ent gay thats metal.

So was watching it, and the intro came on the titles thing credits whatever.
And the logo came on and i couldn't help but raise my fish in the air and shout.
Fuck yeah.

Just happened man.
It must be good then man.
That or i was a Viking in a past life or something and my sprit body was thinking.
Good times.

But anyway people.
I will leave you at that.
Goodbye everyone.
Have a good night and shit.

Will.

I'm sure you have more questions and shit that you want me to answer or to ask me.
Which is why i have the feeling that some of you are like this.