back in college and the "Ring"

Where do i begin today man, shit man did allot.
so woke up piss early and shit to look after the fuckin' fuck cat right, that little mother fucker just gona leave that shit, nice breakfast man sausage sandwich. what more do you need? oh yeah coffee.
So was walkin' ta the bus and shit was thinkin', man if i miss this shit and get the train to Birmingham to get the next train to Stratford i would just end up in Sheffield.
what its chillin' i like the place.

So unluckily i ended up getting the bus on fuckin' time.
Which was interesting as there is a di-fuckin'-version in Henley so goin through these country lanes in a double decker and shit.
I know not that interesting and shit.
So we get ta college a bit early or some shit and that is that bullshit settled and stuff.

So first lesson we rock that shit, now i got my git-fiddle with me and shit so jammin' on that, you know wanna play that shit was jammin' stuff last night, got a few ideas and stuff.
So the teacher made a comment about my git-fiddle.

Is that a new guitar then?
fuck no have you seen it.

Also that wasnt me that said that, that was my outside main Liam.
Showed the back of it, well sides and its worn but looks kickass and awesome man.
so we put the git-fiddle away and shit, started doing some work.
Just watch some old kids ish TV-shows and tried not to go homicidal, its standard when watching "education" type kids shows i mean shit me fuck sake.
There all very fuckin' punchable.

But then the best thing was the "Activity" that we all did, now this was 7 men right, doing the most awesome thing ever man.
Now we havn't concentrated on anything harder in all of our time in college over the past 2 years on a task than this one right, and it was fuckin' killer man.
Making paper Pom-fuckin'-poms.

Dude that shit was kickass man, and we were making them so we know how to do it so we can make a TV show thing next week right. showing the audience how to do it.
So what my idea is right, we teach the adults right, how to make it so they can then go off and teach their kids right. because that way, there bonding and stuff, having a laugh. and also getting pretty fuckin' miffed at the fuckin' paper pompoms together, so its night right.
Thick about it slightly man.
Work a different angle.

whapa, next lesson.
So chillin' and shit some more, now was more like jsut a chat about stuff, we were talking about our last project we're gona be given' and shit. Then get onto workin' that shit out.
We were talking about the process of the business side ish and shit, like we discussed marketing and advertisement for a while. like going viral and shit. Some really interesting stuff and shit, can mix some shit over and stuff, like music and media world its interesting shit man.

We did a thing on when films would be released like the new Small Ship film Oblivion, which is april i think compared to when we thought World War Z was coming out.
Which i replied naturally.

hopefully never.

But its true it looks a load of fuckin' bullshit man.
but was a good lesson and shit anyway. nice discussion.

they ruined Skyfall for me.
Now how can i get rid of the fact that there are VW Beatles in the opening part of the film.

So anyway pub lunch.
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Moving on.

So onto the last lesson then.
So now surprise surprise, the teacher isn't fuckin' there.
But we have Techy Chris who is awesome and badass and a laugh... and sudenly swears more, but anyway. it must be a chick thing was just all blokes today.... have we gone that country... you know the one... Careful.

So we were in the TV studio and shit, so went standard just right over to camera, i say that didn't volunteer for much.
So rocked that job done switch around.
Did Directing for the first time in a TV production environment, within a solo film thing different  shooting one tomorrow, thats different as well, its 2 people, meself and an artist.
But there is something comfy about doing a Director in a TV studio.
In a live one its interesting  as a solo one yeah but then its hard because its 3 camera shots, 1 camera so each one recorded separately, then you know. edited and shit.
going to be interesting.
The main thing getting rid of the guy after, you done your bit musician, away with you.
So that was that really, then onto graphics, doubel click the image. click fade, click fade again.
Done.
so that was college.

Imagine him saying

Get on with it.

So then yeah onto the night and shit, get back. have a sit down, i didn't really do much. Started ta play a game and shit first time in a while and me uncle comes in and says, have ya seen the Ring.

Nah man.

So throws it at us and tells us to put it on.

So watch the first 5 minutes, then its time to cook stake and chips.

So do that cookin' lark, get comfy and shit.

And dude.

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That film, it had me crying.

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With laughter.

We watched the same part over and over 3 times man, it was near the end when they show the dad hitting the girl over the head. it was just the sound effect it was fuckin' hilarious i bust out laughing and just go.

Man we gotta watch that again.

3 times man.

Piss funny man i was crying man.

its a good film just made me laugh, its dated now through. its strange the camera and stuff because the picture quality as it has like arks on it, like scuffs and shit. its quite interesting adds to the effect and shit.

Its a good film i recommend that shit.

so thats that man.
Thats the day now its time to relax and drink, listen to some music and chill out and shit. Proper fuckin' tired actually, wanna try and finish chapter 5 of my Romance book thing, will try and knock that out just gotta get into that dark ish mood and shit.
Fuck it i'ma rock it.

Should be a catchphrase.
Anyway.
Good bye my fellow people.
I'm really really really, really really fond of you guys man.
In a bit man.
Will.