A Willican Horror Story

Ok so i've jsut got back home, about 10 ish minutes ago, just got some food and shit, got pissed at the fuckin' cat. chill and shit. no beer thats cool fuck sake.
Get to me room, turn light on.
Click.
Dead gone, no lights on, fuck fuck sake. none of em work appart from the landing light. too late to fuckin' change em now fuck that.

Have ta do tomorrow.

So anyway.
Last night then, i got pictures was gona upload em but fucked now too long to search for the shit in the fuckin' dark.
Just a few pictures of the champaign and the aftermath.
Was a good laugh, so was me and Rowan chillin' not doin much we jsut watched Ozzy Osbourne live at budokan. Piss funny shit man, talkin about stuff aswell. but the best thing was Zakk Wyldes solo.
because its in japan they do gigs diffrently to us right, so it was dead silent appart from his guitar and there was this one japanese guy jsut stareing at him so we go.

Man he's learning all of this shit.
Yeah all he's seeing is 12-14-15-12-14-15.
Hes gona go home now and his mom will be like "how was the gig?" and he would say "ahh it was awesome, he played this (pulls out guitar and starts palying the solo)
he starts to show his dad and he slaps him and says you play the piano not guitar.
ahh ok.
then after the played that he started palying this "starts playing on the piano his solo" And then he played behind his head "plays piano hands behind head"

Piss ass funny shit man.

So anyway we continue on drinking and shit. And run out of beer during Black Label Society live.
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Naturally.
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So anyway we get tot he champaign, and I can't be arsed to find proper glasses so I get some pint glasses and equally fill them with champaign, was a fuckin' laugh. We ended up drinking's this bottel, naturally not much in it. then these 2 other types of it for christmas thing babysham and some other shit that tasted like shit.
A fuckin' laugh man.

We were very indeedly fucked and a half.

So naturally you can tell i didn't do much in the morning.
So finally waking up and shit just chilled out, watched the spy who shagged me and that was about it. Played I Am Alive, yeah i bought that yesterday. its good but you know, you want a bit more form it ya know.
Anyway thats it. watched Renaissance Man with Danny Devito in. its a good film man some funny quotes, just i gotta watch it again to get the one i wanted. shit me.
So thats that.

Then it was on down to the masons for a few ales.
Only the 2 it took me an hour for the first one i didn't feel good at all man. Felt slightly terrible and shit. all good now though its settled and ready for college tomorrow.
Whe-fuckin-ayy.

Then thats about it for today.
So you guys can now go back about your business and relax and shit.
Also i would like to welcome china man i had some views from there the other day thats kickass.
Actually to all countries man thats killer where you guys are from. if the translation don't work out to well firstly i'm typing how i talk and using a little bit of slang what more do you want from us fuckin' english?
Other countries speak english better than us.
You know who you are.
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No not Americans thats not english thats just stupid on a fuckin' stick, its those romanians man.
Gotta watch out for them.
And not just because of the horse meat thing man.
I'm onto you Romania.

And also Nat is, shes more scary look at that.
Anyway.
Too all of my people.
Goodnight, goodbye. and have a good day man.
And weekend its that shit soon.

Have a something day man.
Love Will.