The Sheffield Chronicles 2

So i am writing this at home, yet fear not, i remember everything.
So upon the night of 2 nights ago "Friday" I merrily went to bed, So I walked to that shit. The living room, And i'm told that there is a bed there. So i can't find that shit, so will just go on the fuckin' sofa.
No I use my bag as a pillow, fuckin' hell, and the sofa, shit me, its a 2 man sofa, so was usin' the table aswell.
Was nice man, you know you get the perfect thing when your laying on your fount so that your... Never mind.
So anyway Nats flatmates walkin, scare the shit out of em, Because i don't move too much just looked up, very silent hill like. And that was about that man, went ta kip, chilled that shit. Done.
Slightly painful.

Thats fuckin' shoppin for ya.

So anyway.

Next day to me fuckin' surprise Nat walks in at about half 9, Dude was not expecting that shit, so we chilled out for a bit.

Her flat mate comes in and goes.

I was nearly scared to death last night, jesus.

Still got it.

So then we went off played a shitload of uno, watched warm bodies and shit, played quite abit more uno. Then eventually wondered out upon the world and shit.

To go meet her friends, Matt with his mate, who looked like Rodney from Only fools and horses, So you know, Hes now called Rodney, or Dave.

As well as the lovely Nia, Man she loves me man, like she dosent want to hit me with a 2x4 at all.

Or just surprise me like this one day.

Either one, welsh n all.

they'll do that shit, she's probably plottin that shit right now.

Soon as Nat reads this and tells her, Kapow, dead will.

So went to the pub again anyway, Well fuck knows where we went but was by this rocky horror shop thing. Chilled there for abit, Went to other pub again and shit, Rodney/Dave left was Meself Natt Nia and Matt.

same pub as the night before and shit, so carling in, had the wake up newcastle brown.

Games machine and shit man, quiz it up. So did that shit, not to well, but still did that shit.

Told Nia about this 

"Censored"

Then she threatened physical violence, So you know, Try not to make it worse, while casually making it worse.

That was about it, we then continued to drink and shit, have a sit down and talk and shit.
Went ta get food then headed back to the Dorm, place thing.
So pizza it up and shit.
So we was at nats place right, eatin this food up and shit.
You guys know what we did next right don't ya?
Fuck yeah bitch we played more uno and watched Bad Teacher,
I think it was alright was abit shite at times just you know. Pizza n Uno is all ya need.
Then that was the chronicles and i will tell you about fuckin' sleepin' in the 3rd chronicles people.

Mad love.
will.