let me tell you what i did

I went to a party last fuckin' night.
i didn't get laid, i got in a fight.

U-huh.

...

It ain't big thing.

Not really.

Could you imagine the blog if i was in a fight?

man the amount of hatred and harsh shit i could/would say.

Man that shit some funny shit man when i find someone to be a mother fuckin' mother fucker.

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Fuck man.

Long day.
Funny night aswell.

Where ta fuckin' begin.
With the pot noodle. that i am eating right now.

Fuck yeah thats the shit

So last night.
Man it was piss funny i went for a "Censored"
The funny thing is i am actually censoring something. would love ta tell ya, but you know.
Inbox us or something.

Anyway.

So went to the pub.
CHecked me bank balance aswell thought, fuck yeah. get 20 quid out for tonight and tomorrow...
Well that was the fuckin' plan anyway.

So end up buying 4 jagerbombs again.
For me and Nat you know standard.

then gave her me leather jacket and shit.

Man i have 5 layers on technicly and ent that cold.

"balls froze off"

and that was that really.

Drank.

Met a guy called Keith who i thought everyone actually knew but noone did.

Was a nice guy.

was his retirement party.

Early retirement and shit.

So in the end we pointed him on his way to the honney club.

"Strip club"

I will continue tomorrow.

Will..