WTF "With the Family"

I think i'm coming down with a cold

So anyway.
Went out last night and shit.
Was a good night and shit man, was my cousins 30th birthday so you know.
Its gona be fuckin' messy.

So meself and sister and her mate from Swansea rock on down to Birmingham to meet everyone at about 6 odd i think. So we get on down there and shit go to this place to be met by one of em and shit. so were standin' around for a minute and shit and i turn around and see my cousin out the corner of my eye sneaking up on us.
I wouldn't of realized if he hadn't of said ahh you caught us.

So then anyway the pubs on, so we start to get to a drinkin'
Man it was like an episode of cheers. Walked in and Ben just shouts
Will's here.
Man that shits nice man. Big group of good mates man, right laugh.
So we get ta the dirnking and shit, havin a laugh and shit.

I'm gona have to be vague because i can't remember to much so you know.

So we go from the first pub to another one this underground place. propper posh place man, man this shit underground and all this kickass artwork and shit.
Suit of armor and shit.
Was nice.
Had ta go in first just encase they wouldn't let me in. those mother fuckers.
But was golden and shit.

Some of the fuckin fuck heads in there though they didn't let me in and those cocksuckers that shit got some serious problems and shit.
Was nice, speaking to some dudes about music and shit.
One guy who said the best gig he's seen is Earth, Wind and fire.
thats kickass
and his somehow related guy from seria and shit.
Nice guy man.

So that was that pub then.

So anyway after that went to this quiet place down in this other basement.
Sounds like in fuckin' mafia.
So anyway we walk into this place and shit, full of these people just sitting around having a nice quiet drink you know as they do.
then we walk in about 10 of us, Gray and saph's are arguing over the rugby was proper funny, everyone was looking over and shit.

They didn't have any beer.

So anyway we went to this other place and shit and thats where it gets worse right.
A few jager bombs and shit. few beers, there was a guy break dancing and shit.
I'm gona have to be vague as i cannot fuckin' remember much.
I was speakin' to a blond.
i drank.
I tried to nick a hand dryer.

that i can tell you, went for a piss, washed my hands looked at the thing and the thing was off. so you know.
I could nick this.

Anyway drunken mind took over and i continued on to drink.

And that was about that shit right there man.

So anyway taxi and shit back, that was nice and shit.
Then away it was to bed and shit.
apparently got back at half 1.
Thats always good man, dude i gotta admit aswell i'm a big fan of Escape from L.A.
That shits a kickass film man.
Gona have to write some music similar to Snakes theme its too kickass man.
Have ta bace ya life on snake man.

Anyway.
I didn't wake up till about 3 odd today properly, was fucked man.
Got a plate of bacon.
Didnt eat that shit right away about 3/4 hours later.

Was nice man.
Anyway that was that man.

So then second party thing at Jacks place man.
Everyone was a bit rough looking and shit, dude man.
Gray left proper early, looked terrible n all. thats whiskey for ya.
Really funny ass night and shit man.

Jacks dog Vimto.
Its a good name man, will fuckin' have ya.
Yeah i shouted at people.
Anyway.
She loves us now man vimto, playing with ball and shit, she stood on my lap. put one paw on my lap, then the other then her face was right in mine just stroking her head man was funny shit.
Its just i don't do much else different between people and animals.
She walks up.
Hello
Person walks up
Hello

gotta have a laugh and shit man.
I'm comin' down with a cold man, i'm gona shoot off and shit ent feeling the best of the best man.
see, watch Escape from L.A and i come down with a cold.

Also, the title With the Family.
Was because on Alex's card it had WTF on it, so he quickly said it ment.
With the Family.
Very clever shit man.

Anyway

goodbye my people.
Will.

Fuck yeah dude