places, and shit and things

So i was checking out who's checked out my blog, as in what countries and shit now who as in the people. thats some government shit that they do.

They know, i don't.

But then if they ever read this blog man that would be some interesting shit.

But anyway, i looked at the names and thought.

What the fuck is Qatar. 

fuck

As maybe most of you have done now.

but then you gotta research that shit, just to know where your singular fan in from.

So whats up western Asia?

Why do i have the feeling people will find that offensive somehow.

but so people don't feel left out.

Whats up the rest of the fuckin' world.

Appart from you, you know which country you are.

Watched something on maggie thatcher earlier.

Strange ass shit was interesting.

Anyhow.

Was playin some demo for a game about fairies.... man that sounds gay.

But anyway, was called Faery: legends of avalion.

Now it was alright, but the best thing about it was calling my character Dave.

Just in the setting and the characters are talking about all this mystical shit to a guy called dave.

It was piss funny ass shit.

Dave, you've awaken after eons asleep.

I must entrust this task to you, dave. 

Twas on the eve of battle Dave.

See they all make it more comical and badass.

but it was alright.

I'm still thinking man i got 800 point things left, what game, D&D dagerdale, or that fairy one.

Not a clue but i'm just bored mainly.

So hows it going then people.
I know i wanted to talk about something but its been a while and i've done stuff.
Not much stuff but some stuff.

So anyway.
Hows it cracking and shit people?

Watching a few episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Was on may as well.

But apparently i look like i belong on 90's TV in a show like fresh prince with my "style" whatever that is. aswell as an extra in a pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Imagine that shit happens man?
suddenly become an extra and shit in some TV and people like.
Man we wanna dress like that mother fucker.
That would be hell n a half man.

Strange and shit.

But still thats a kickass show man

"would you like to give your account of the event?
i would but they closed my account, they some I was eligibly writing bad checks. i thought they were pretty legible"

See man thats some will shit.
Well jazz shit but you know what i mean and shit.

The best thing i think would be being thrown out of the house by phil.
What more do you need really?

Also i remember something i was going to talk about.
But i wans't with anyone so had to try and remember that shit when the time came.
So the time came and i forgot that shit.
Hey was a few beers in at that point you can forget everything at that point and still be golden.
Like don't play american football indoors.
We didn't break nothing but still stands.

Anyway.
I remembered a song you know from ages ago and shit.
you know, you may remember that shit.
It went something like.

"The tide is high, but i'm holding on.
your gona be my number one."

So now, i was thinking. that is some dodgy ass shit man, and thats a kids song and shit.
So what they are saying in essence is.

The tide is high.
"wetter than a fuckin' drowning fish."
but i'm holding on.
"nah man, not that desperate."
Your gona be my number one.
...
"Something about water sports maybe i dont know."

When i write i just, something i dont know.

Its what flows and shit.
But i dont write about piss. or shit.
Depending on if you've had a vindaloo.

Anyway its better when spoken that topic and shit.
You'll agree when you bring it up in polite conversation.
Just not to your gran or something.

Anyway.

Man i ent to happy and shit.

I got one fuckin' beer left.

You know what that means right?

thats right.

We drank more beer the other night that we should of and not future will is like for fuck sake i need more fuckin' beer.

what we need is a fuckin' beer fairy or some shit.

You know, give em empty cans and shit, pocket fluff or something aswell.

They take that shit and return you with some nice cold beers and shit.

that would be the lovely shit man.

We need this man.

Ireland get working on that technology man.

The rest of the world.

You get working on that shit aswell.

What else and shit.

Need beer.

shit man.

Also, in metallica the unforgiven.

The first one.

They dedicate there lives.

Or if you like south park

They took our fuckin' jobs.

Anyway.

hows it going?

I think thats enough for today people.

Goodbye.

Have a good night and shit and relax. its only fuckin monday tomorrow.

Goodbye, fairwell, solong. bugger off.

Also i watched something on maggie thatcher this morning.

Was alright.

Anyway

Later people.

Will.