monday the 2nd one bitches. Audition day and Poker night

Now I came across this and was thinking for a while. And i think i know what i would like. Simply, i say simply  Nowadays people can't be fuckin' fucked to bother with something that ent just, right from the start good n fuckin' golden. but why man?
Enjoy shit man, wow this is shit. but were british so we gotta love the shit stuff. if we didnt have shit stuff then we would have nothing to talk about. man i got this phone the otherday its perfect best one ever.
any faults with it.
nope...
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well thats shit.
See we need shit stuff so we can talk about it.
I got this phone man its the newest one.
whats it like captain jerk off?
Man its shit man hard to use like check out this texting system
bla-de-mother-fuckin'-blabla on and on.
by the time there finished telling you whats shit about it your fuckin shitfaced so you've probably allready whiped your knob out to see if it works better than the phone.
you know when you drink and ya too drunk to fuck, or the meat stick jsut wont stand. still works better than most technology.
Anyway, i quess tahts why people conplain alot, so we got shit to talk about. man my lifes shit.
fair fuckin play, tell us about it. Not facebook thats just piss anoying, its jsut like spoilers really.
my lfies shit.
i know i read it on facebook.
Anyway

I did have a propper long paragraph that made no sence man... don't say a fuckin word. was all about time and shit was like fuck me man

thats right Dude

Audition day today, will tell ya how it goes in a bit and shit. but for now its a nice relax, chill out. run through the songs listen to em a cupple of times and have a nice long shit. gotta have em.

You know when ya nervas and shit. Well it don't happen oftern, but get there wing it the will standard metal.
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So that went well, Now a member of the band Quid.

http://www.facebook.com/quidband?fref=ts

boom have a listen and check em out.

Don't worry i'll talk about winter storm on saturday.
But you know what this all means now man.

Lets go to the pub man. And its monday so you know its poker night so yes we are letting going to the pub... I'll tell ya how poker goes tomorrow my people.

Fuck Yeah Bitch.

Will.

Also i saw rachel aswell today. Got her an awesome present, one of those chocolate coin things man. Best 10pences present ever. and best thing while typing this bit this song came on made me laugh

Piss funny man. Don't worry she'll kill me soon enough :D