Today, American Beauty and Stuff

So lets get to it then.

Today right chilled out at college had first lesson with the Legendary and perfect teacher Monica. Not a nicer person out there really nice, knows her stuff as well what more do you need.

Also the type of person you dont wanna swear around and thats few people. So far thats only reserved for me Gran, Monica and maybe the queen.

So thats about that really.

Good lesson on interviews for a radio podcast. Both featuring Dustin Hoffman. First one was ehh, second one was pretty good. Will have to try and remember who it was and send it ya way. Started really good.

But the first one did sound like an obituary at the start.

So let me get onto my next story of business.

Let me tell you firstly about what i saw today. So allow me to go american beauty on you mother fucker's.

I was sittin there merrily as ya do in the car, and a ballon just appeared out of nowhere so I watched it come along and I thought some kid was holding it. But i also saw that it was goin' up in the fuckin' air and shit, so it moved across the screen because thats was what it was like in the car watchin' this thing, and i see that its just a runaway one man with a weight on it to stop it floating about...

Yeah I know.

well floating around the home and shit.

So anyway we grabbed that after noone came and shit.

So that was a present for Rachel.

Then she goes and fuckin' leaves the thing here.

So yeah had rachel round, we went to wagamama's. Got food take out and shit. Was nice. Had donuts from that place. Selfridges and shit. They were nice and shit never had em before.

Watched pokemon n played guitar hero 3.

What more do ya need?

So anyway.

The reason why I'm posting these Nickelback videos. Nothing against em and shit, just were doing a cover of one of these. Learning both to see which fits. Me and James feelin' Animals more. For me its because the drummin's badass and love nothing more to show off and shit.
And if ya fuckin' up the first one. That ones always classic to do on stage and shit.
Always a laugh.
and John and Al thinkin' more how you remind me.
Now no problem with it just for me I feel that its abit slower and a downer compared to the rest of the music and stuff. just feels a lower mood to me.
But we'll be jammin' em next week so will have ta check em out then.

I did a bit of photography and shit today.

So was gona get some footage and shit so i had stuff for a drum cover. I got that stuff aswell but saw shit and thing. That would make a good picture aswell and shit. Gotta love nature man.

check out a few of these pictures and shit man.

just wanna see what you guys think.

Nice change and shit.

Will just leave you with them few images and shit.

You know not to make.

Didn't take meny actually about 20-30 ish.

Just the focus was a bit off could I couldn't see shit but hey, shit still works and stuff.

Will leave it there and shit people.

See ya about and shit, have a good night n god-bless.

Will.

Diminished, Gibson's and actually more Gibson's

Do you guys wanna know what its like when I'm at the pub without money and someone says those magic words.

You know the ones.

Would you like a drink?

See, Nat dont say that. she just goes.

Really?

But when she agrees I usually end up looking like this.

Or thats when someone puts one down right infrount of us and its never ment to be.

So anyway jammin' this kickass shit man some horror style stuff, thought man i want some creepy sounding shit. So naturally  went to the diminished scale right. So check out some positions and stuff and did some runs of it, some exercises and shit.

I should maybe do a video at some point about guitar shit. If ya guys like man someone say a word.

Anyway.Yeah jammin' shit, pretty strange sounding but like it man.

Rock that shit G.

Anyway.
So I've been watching Californication as i've fuckin' said. And I've began to notice something in TV shows. If you have a guitar player involved in it. There weapon of choice is usually a Gibson Les Paul. Its like no others exist, they have other brands make a cameo but thats all it is.
Dude or Chick goes to get a new guitar.
I'll try that one, its a Fender Strat. And they always do this. look at the Chord shape. I Swear its always a D or a G. And they never seem to have a guitar pick n all. jsut use there thumb and open hand.
unless your a good actor and you cup the hand to make it look like your finger picking. Or can play the Git-Fiddle, whichever.
But anyway.
So they strum the Fender Stat once or twice. then suddenly something happens and a Gibson Les Paul pops out of nowhere. Usually a guy walks in or some shit, or someone trys it out and can't play and storms off like Ted Nugent.
Why ted nugent I dont know I just remember a story where we tried Eddie Van Halens guitar rig and goes. I dont sound like Eddie and storms off or something.
Anyway, then they hint.
"I want that one mother fucker'"
Then they get that gibson and all is fine and dandy. Also tis rare you ever see the fuckin' thing.

Alright so finished watchin season 1 of californication now. Thats kickass endin.
Anyway.
Did i hear you mother fucker's ask guitars?

Yeah baby I did do an austin powers while taking these pictures.

Yes, Yes, Yes. No No.

Now I've got me other Gibson aswell right. The legend, Wait for it.
Keep waiting its gona be awesome.
I hope your not Lactose intolerant because of the last word.
you ready?
Dary.

The Gibson Corvus.
What i hear you say?
Well let will fuckin' well say.
The Gibson Corvus was a guitar design "no shit" In the early 80's and in production between the years of 82 and 84.
Or something don't fuckin' quote us.
But do so if its right.
"insert sexist joke about men always being right here"
So anyway I got one last year from the music shop down the road. a Corvus 1, which means it has one hum-bucker pick up.
...
I'm assuming you don't need me to explain what a Corvus 2 and 3 stands fore.
But then theres always some mother fucker who wont join that shit together.
A Corvus 2 is two hum-buckers and a Corvus 3 was designed to rivel the Fender Strat in sound and shit.
So anyway i got a Corvus 1. And your thinking.
Fuck that must of set ya back, its 29 years old good condition and shit must of been fuckin' thousands and shit.
Fuck no man.
Less than ya think actually.
Simple research would tell ya how much just type in Gibson Corvus for sale and you'll find a fuckin', price. Its never that hard to do anything.
...
;)
So anyway I'll get some pictures of the fuckin' thing.
YOu want the pictures?
Your getting them anyway.

Anyway thats your fuckin' lot for today

Now fuck off.

I'm out.

Will.

P.S
The Corvus feels new man, proper nice. hardly any dammage. few smudges and scratches but just standard use.
Anyway.

clothing and that style bullshit

So let me go on about clothing 

"note, I found this Gif below and thought. Man i can talk about this shit. so onward"

Me meself I see clothing as, if its warm and comfy. Fine golden wear that shit. Never really thought, man this shit looks good with this. but it feels shit and is as thin as... Something really thin. But anyway,  They got that style shit thing goin on. Now me I get called a shitload of stuff.

My favorite being.

"Pirate Goth"

That was from one of Rachels friends commenting on me about a year and a half ago now. Standard, over the internet. Am i that threatening?

But anyway.

I get called Scruffy looking allot.

 

I'm starting to do that thing you know, that feeling's thing. Don't know why just sudenly and shit man those feeligns and shit. Man they are annoying and shit.

Could do with a drink.

I blame people.

Those mother fucker's.

But anyway am in college now and shit, first time propperly in 2 weeks havin fun. Rob walks on in and goes

"what are you doing here?

i'm supost to be here.

Are you?

Yeah man... I ent been kicked out or anything have I?"

Anyway if i was i wouldnt conplane I got shit I wanna do.

Fuckin Fealings and shit.

Could do with a party, or beer. But mainly the fuckin beer and a chillin relax and shit. Man only 15 minutes back in college and need a break allready that's some type of record and shit.

Aww check out little Will the wildebeest and Nat the leopard.

Hey, you know that shits cute.

Also tahts my view form my "desk" I dont know why desk is " " It is a desk.

Anyway.

Oh yeah poker last night.
Was alright.
I lost came 4th in the playoff for star city. Not too bad.
Must of seemed a bit strange when I walked off because I put my hoodie and jacket on, then while putting my Cut I stood up and did it. Making the most dramatic noise and unsubtle way of putting it on. Was thinking. Hold on, i'm just goin for a fuckin' piss and that was maybe dramatic exit. Oh well.

My bad.

Anyway cant be fuckin' arsed for some shit so just gona sign out and leave you guys to think.
Mother fucker'
Goodbye.

Will.

Fan base names. And other shit and Californication

Now that would be a rockin song ta cover man. What do you think Quidians?
Yeah I did it. I named Quids fanbase Quidians.
Thats fuckin' rockin' idea.
I'll get working on a song or some shit.
Its a song by the drummer so you know, it would lead to us being kicked out but you know. Its how it goes when your the fuckin' drummer.

"Did ya hear about the drummer who said he wrote a song?
neither did I?"

If Al reads that now, hes gona fuckin keep sayin taht one for a while.
But then what more do ya need?

"Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this"

Yeah man, I'm rockin' the fuckin' Poison man. Fuckin' more do ya need?

Anyway.

So back in the Rehursals with Quid today can't wait gona be fuckin' rockin'. should be recording an E.P some time soon, you guys are gona love it.

"Note, If you do not love it. Lock the windows and doors.

You don't want james breaking on in"

Anyway always a laugh, always a good time, more do you need in a band man? good times, good laughs, a bottle of jack and a vile of pills...

Maybe not the last part, just remembered a song.

Either way, its all ways a laugh and good time.

Can't wait to get the E.P done and sorted so we can get out there and gigging the stuff. Been a while man.

Ent had a rehearsal with Winter Storm yet. Supost to but was ill with that flu stuff and that fuckin' ear thing. Man that shit was shit. lookin forward to that.

But then ya gotta chill out and relax to recover and shit.

Fuckin' college.

Cheers for dragging us in for a fuckin' hour to stand there and not really be fuckin' needed, could of told us that before I left.

Just made us fuckin' worse.

I say college was the fuckin' group that did it.

Anyway its just a few more months and can be rid of the fuckin' place, and some of the people.
Fuck me the people.
Theres a direction that you should off in.
Hold on I've missed a word out.
Fuck.
Yeah thats the one.

Full of fuckin' assholes man.

So anyway later on its poker as well gotta rock that shit N all. Ant should be playin' tonight be interesting  Talked about playin' but no idea how he plays or what hes like as a poker player. But shall find out tonight.

"All in first hand.
Call... Hold on that was automatic, Mother fucker'"

Can imagine thats how it would go.

No matter what band I'm in, that gets signed and dose a tour.

That cannot happen.

But anyway, Practice with Quid went pretty fuckin' rockin, should be fuckin' awesome and shit gettin' on stage. "5 Letter Word"'s gona be a fuckin' awesome live song really cannot wait for it man.

Wish we have a video of it would love ta fuckin' show ya it now.

I could show ya Fozzy, you know the band with Chris Jericho as singer. Pretty rockin. But that sandpaper song was shit. just seemed "ehh"

Powerful yet seemed week for som reason.

If you don't hear from me again you know Chris Jericho has came around and kiled us the fuck out.

Man been watching Californication today. I've watched an epp before because Zakk Wylde was in it, what fuckin' more do you fuckin-well need to watch a show.
Yo Zakk Wyldes in it. Fuck yeah.
But today actually started watching it form the beginning. Man I can imagine that shit being me, just with allot less banging goin on.
Yet the kid would confuse us. Anyway its fuckin' badass show I recommend that shit.
And he starts to blog for a company...
Hint-fuckin-hint...
Best blog on the net this.

So anyway Ive put me itunes on random so I could type this last bit and shit. 3 in a row black label songs. all the Slow piano bassed sad ish ones, Nice and mellow and shit but you know. Be strong man.

Shit really dose fuckin' well suck at times man.
Anyway, not my style to talk about that shit. in-fact I hate when others do it makes us think.
"you know, this mother fucker could do with a fuckin' beating"
Just pisses us off.

See rule No.3

Anyway.

As of that shit.

Bye.

Will.

Hard decision, and the pub guy and my love song.

Alright, before I start.
And talk about that guy in the pub last night and job shit. i got a question and really really hard decision that I need help with.
here go's man.
And women, depending on your outlook on life.
"that outlook being you wanna complain and be fuck annoying... mother fucker"
Anyway

Spaghetti Or Pie?

See thats a hard mother fucker to answer man. On the one hand, you got Spaghetti, which was Spaghetti in it. on the other you got a pie, which is a pie.
Then Spag you also got source, but Pie you got chicken.
Then back to Spag you also got some veggie shit as well  i like to fuck about with cooking shit i wanna be a chef n all. and pie you got beans and shit as well.
Shits a hard one.

So I came up with this totally kick-fuckin'-ass pop rock/deth metal song man.

some kickass lyrics and check these out. it changes style with each line.

"We’re walking thought the fields.
Of blood, death and decay.
Holding hands in the moonlight.
With tears of blood which falls from the sky."

fuck yeah man thats awesome.
I've written more but that shits a surprise for when I finish that shit.
"this is what happens when I try and make a love song"
So waht did you guys wanna know about?
Oh yeah that guy in the pub.

So yeah anyway before I get distracted again by shit.
So went to the pub last night with Ant, chillin' as ya do. just us, surprise to be honest usually theres allot of people about. By that i mean people we know but bar full of jerk offs and shit. Was nice just the two of us havin' a good old chat about stuff N music.
And tattoo's, dont tell his misses parents. Now if they read this shit now.
Would be a fuckin' shock actually.
Also I went with spaghetti.

So anyway we was havin a chat and shit about stuff. then dude comes along one of Ants old mates from tescos bout 5 years ago or something. and hes got his mate with him don't seem ta wanna say a word or interested in it at all.
So Ants mate asks us after a while what i do and shit. So said musician and wanna do short films.
Fuckin' the other dude, ping heard this shit. So you wanna film and stuff some shit along the lines.
Says he needs someone to film and edit to make short videos for his football team.

Over in fuckin' new Jersey.
That shit would be badass. it sounds awesome, wont go into the details of it all and shit. But it'll be fuckin' rockin, just watchin' football games and editing that shit together and stuff. Came up with a nice little plan for it.
So got me email and phone number and shit so will chill out and wait for an email that will pop through unannounced from the company head guys and shit.
All equipment needed supplied thats fuckin' metal and awesome.

Plus its in New Jersey so i can go to the toll road in "The Godfarther" and get some kick ass pictures. then on days off go to new york and take pictures so when I come back I can go to me mom.
"I fuckin' been there aswell."

So thats about it really. Badass job thing presented itself. Like i say i do fall into things.
And am a lucky bastard.
But then instantly leave college and go n do it, just be the other stuff that would be hard like bands and stuff. If its being over there 2/3 weeks at a time would be fine golden be doable I think. Just if months at a time and shit be hard to do man. I love the music too man.
Would just be a fuckin hard one.

But never know, when the day comes figure that shit out and shit.

Yeah that helped with my choice of what to have. Spag or Pie. country means spag.
Was good spag man. still marvin though.
Ice cream it is and shit.

So anyway, I look like alot fo people. Apparently kid rock and shit.
john lennon, Ozzy, chad krogger, Both jay and silent bob.
Quite a few fuckin' others. One of those faces.

Anyway i will leave that shit there my people.
Have a beer on, well. Yaself.
Look forward to rehearsals tomorrow with quid then poker at night, hopefully Ant will be there be fuckin' awesome and rockin.

Have good day night whatever and shit where you are. Or afternoon, dutch.
Anyway.
Goodday.
Will.

Will's guide to packing, kickass party plan.

So continued to clean shit today. And have found so many fuckin' bottle caps that if fallout happens i'll be the richest mother fucker in the area. appart from pubs and shit. but they will be raided anyway.

So thats about that really, cleaned out some shit, put up some stuff that i found thats it. done over. Now whats left is to drill a hole to put up a mirror in the shape of a Git-Fiddle.

And maybe a saw and crowbar to take this thing down.

I just wanna use the crowbar really.

Yeah that as well.

So let me explain Man Packing to you.

Just because you know you gotta know this shit, if your a man. And for the ladys they need to understand a mans method of packing and why it dosent take a few fuckin' hours, or days.

And can be done the night before or morning, depends on the bag you use.

So firstly the type of bag, if your like meself and use a backpack, tightly wrap the clothes and shit so you can fit everything in and shit.

other type of bags... fuck knows I just use the backpack.

Hey if it ent broke.

So then you gotta work on the contains "Cantonese according to spell check" of what goes inside the bag.

"Item of clothing + quantity

3 pairs of socks.

single pair of jeans so it looks like your going to change them over the weekend.

3 shirts for some reason, just encase you spill your pot noodle really, or beer. "mother fucker's"

and a single pair of boxers, never know, just encase ya get lucky."

And that is all you need.

Also what you will need, ya fuckin' tooth brush. maybe a book or some shit. something to write in if ya a git-fiddler and shit. wow riff get it in the journal. standard really.

Sleepin'-bag or as i call it. Your bed.

And ya git-fiddle. Not to put in the bag in its ard-case and shit. just to annoy people on the train.

Then after that jsut enjoy ya fuckin' weekend and shit.

Ya never know when someones going to come out, or if ya cousin walks past.

and err, so chillin and shit.

You know what are funny?

Dogs.

And also.

Cat's.

Yeah so i found a fuck load of bottle caps over the past few days. guessin' over a fuckin' hundred and shit. So when fallout dose happen. You'll find me at the fuckin' bar.

Also hows this for an idea for me 21st. 

Rather than go to the fuckin' pub because thats always fuckin' fun to do at all times and for each fuckin' event. Nah what i wanna do is have a gig. And that gig idea is simple just 3 bands, maybe 4 if i get a band as guitar player. And these bands are going to start with a covers band with me as drummer, maybe mix it up and just do a mix with different people each song and shit whatever think about it. then second up is Quid where we shalt bring the rock n roll. then headlining will be Winter Storm, where winter shall come, and it will rain down pure dark melodic awesomeness upon us all. 

And also be rockin.

Because what more do ya wanna do for ya 21st? the same shit each yeah. Fuck taht got a life time to spend in the pub. Turn 21 in style and kickassness with a fuckin gig.

So if ya know a venue local-ish to birmingham thats alright and shit. do let us fuckin' well know and will rock this shit. we got 4 months.

But to be fair with that song it sounds like more of a fuckin' hang out out back in the fuckin' beginning of summer while the bands play and fuckin' rock.
Man i should create a fuckin' party band, you know. Old school Pantera and suicidal tendencies shit. Rockin keg parties and shit.
Or disturbed, you gotta know the covers to keep people interested and have songs that rock and they'll remember, so when they come to see ya they come to hear you not the covers.

And naturaly rock the fuckin' Kiss.

So will leave this shit here and shit.
Bugger off.
Will

bugger all really

So i just had one of those farts that could go either way.
Either way, i'm glad I was havin' a piss at the fuckin' time.
Spin that shit, sit that shit. shit that shit.

So anyway what happened today, i cleaned the fuckin windowsills and shit, that was some interesting shit, found alot of shit. some change.
Enough "Meat" for a ryan air flight meal.
About fuckin' it really. Jammed a bit, chilled out. turns out college is pissed because of something but its by-the-by.
so who wants a drink.
Will wants a drink.
So thats about it, gona have a nice drink and shit and chill out.
Anyone wanna join?
Go-on.
You know you wanna bring beer and sit down and rock some sweet tunes man.

Clearly fuck all happened today so i'll just sign off right now.
oh yeah.
My mom comes in me room and says.
You gotta be quiet dads gone for a sleep.
Next thing, she's leaning out the fuckin' window shouting at the neighbors, nothing bad just havin' a fuckin' chat.

Classic.
So anyway.
Fuck off.
Will.

TV shows. My original job role description. How many people can I offend?

So i recon this would be me as a Dalek, what do you say people.

Probably nothing no one comments... ever. that shits mean man. with all the countries that this blog is read in you could at least expect one person to go, at the very least.

"your blog is terrible, please stop, but it dose make me laugh.

You english are funny"

Which, is a terrible thing to say because its a complement, because it makes you laugh. you crafty people you. but i wonder how many people will read this when i put in the "tag's" thing on tumblr and shit the word "Dalek".

theres alot of fangirls about, or Whovians.

whatever the fuck that is. 

I didn't like the new guy.

Anyway before you grab your pitch forks, you seen sons of anarchy, you seen breaking bad. That shits kickass, and bassed on hamlet, sons of anarchy is not breaking bad.

Dude you guys seen the wire. thats an awesome TV show man.

Omar's comin'

I recommend you go watch the wire, its got the best scene ever in it, from any film and TV show ever. With only one word said for the entire thing. And that magical word? is "fuck" what more do you need, its really well written and done.

And dexter that shits awesome, cannot wait for the net season going to be really interesting.

Also breaking bad, for fuck sake man how could you do a midseason thing. you mother fucker's.

but we like you quite a bit and shit.

And the walking dead, thats badass cannot wait for next month. February I think, when it comes back.

And then you gotta love, The soprano's, now that ending is a mother fucker' but its a good one, makes you think. because everyone wants there own way for it to end. But it just ended on a cliffhanger  so you can fill your own story in.

And if you love violence, Oz, that is a badass TV show man. I would recumbent that, Welcome to emerald city. Fuck yeah dude.

So anyway today i cleared my room a bit, set it up so me and me mate can have a peopper jam and shit. So do you mother fuckers wanna have a little look inside Will's office?

"Well what do you say.

Yes will, please.

rite then mom, we'll ave ya some dub."

So anyway there is your dub. so yeah no for the office.

Yeah man thats a pretty rockin office man.

Now its just time to rock out with the mother fucker and jam some shit. recording some videos with him as well he wants to do some covers together as well will get proper sound with the normal setup.

Canon eos 600D and zoom Q3 for audio. will be fuckin rockin' same thing filmed at diffrent angles mind make it more interesting just harder for the edit but hey.

Its better education that college.

Thats mean but still, its more tailored to what I wanna do. like make films and edit stuff. Pretty much what i'm doing at home, where in college i stand there and say "it sounds good". and hold a boom mic.

We had to write a paragraph about what we did in the project and I put originally.

"as sound man it was my job to stand there like a fucking jerk off and say "it sounds good" without putting on a fuckin mong voice because the mundainity is slowly melting your mind and life away in to a pit of nothingness, slowly, slowly. rotting away into an empty hollow shell of a beer can"

Of course I couldn't submit that.

So i changed to it some shit that was just pulled out my arse bullshit. Because that seems to be all they want. Bullshit bullshit and more fuckin' bullshit.

You can tell i like the place can't ya?

Yeah i found awhile ago after i enjoyed my Christmas present from Glenda and Dave a 4 pint pack of stella and listening to slayer I became very angry.

Not pissed off all the time, just with some things just suddenly become the fuckin' mother fucker of the year about it. Fuckin' college that dose it the fuckin' most.

And the fuckin' people, glad my CD players working alright ish so can ignore them a little.

And PSP i found that shit thats a fuckin' life saver, not mine theres don't wanna go Postal were not american.

Okay, so i've offended Dr.who fans, college and the americans. I think thats enough for todays blog.

Oh and others but then to befair. They deserve it :P

So anyway.

Have a good night.

God bless and shit.

Will.

strange illness, misspelling and its a fuckin' joke

Ok well today right, now i don't do ill that oftern. But today was strange. So i woke up right, man will ahve a liein, dont ahve many, i like ta do shit, but today was nice warm and comfy as fuck so you know had one. 

wake up about half 9-10ish go downstares to get a coffee or something.

Fuck was that shit bad man, stand tehre. fuck me.

right back upstares sit down vomit, game. fuckin' confusing man, shit dont happen too much.

was strange man.

So that was that shit.

So just hung out in bedtill feelin' good again only the 2 hours, chillin'. mm came in about 12 chucked some magazines at us opened the curtans standard. theres something strangely awesome about having the curtans/blinds open with two magazines on ya.

Then went to see Rachel chilled out had a nice arse day and shit.

Played allot of quiz games on the Ipad, some interesting ones man. But the best one, see some of this shits stand up material. So the best thing that happened, Theres this one game where it gives a little picture and you have to quess what it is by the picture. And this one was jaws, So i go to type in jaws.

Wrong.

The fuck you on about.

turns out i had misspelled it. by using a E rather than an A.

...

Well its a good thing I went with that cunt from college.

It was one joke, its called a joke. Now fuck off.

Mother fucker's who dont know what a joke is, they are there to make people laugh. if it offends you, dont laugh. And importantly, dont be a fuckin cunt about it. Mother fucker.

Do that everyday.

So anyway i have no mommory of what i was going to say, maybe something but no fuckin' clue.

So anyway.

See ya in a bit or some shit.
Will.

creating music and stuff

Writing music is hard man, specially when it comes to lyrics and shit.

You know you write riffs and shit that are kick ass, get some chords and other shit together got yourself a song. then comes trying to figure out fuckin' lyrics. now sometimes its easy like say, if your Slayer.

Thats basically the only reason i'm going on about it, to show that picture.

But anyway yeah man i write some shit. got some stuff, its alright. Different stuff you know, mellow shit. grungy shit, pantera ish stuff. Wee bit of disturbed apparently.

just jam shit really, get shit together thing humm that shit sounds interesting  build up other parts and shit.  which is why i need drum recording equipment that would be helpful but be best to get the ideas and shit, then take it to a band setting, get input and other shit.

My son and I were sitting on opposite operating tables when I said, "I really appreciate this, son."

"Anything for you, dad," he said. "Plus, everybody has two of them anyway."

"That's right," I smiled, deviously, "everybody does have two livers."

So did ya want much more from us today. I did fuck all. jammed some stuff, theory of a deadman slash solo stuff. more texas hippie. jam shit man its awesome. way to move forword.

Cant really be fucked today so you know.
See ya in a bit.

Will.

We're all gonna die

So let's get high

We're all gonna die

So let's be nice

I'm in the mood

So let's intrude

Pee on the ground

And jump around

stuff, and drum cover finally

So err, nothing much gone on really.

...

Made a advert from the thing I filmed yesterday due to problems in the editing process and shit, but nothing to major, re-filming soon and shit so will have the drum cover up and rocking soon people, don't you mother fucker's worry or fret or whatever.

So I re-filmed the cover and stuff, made a little mistake in this one area and you know said fuck, but then I though. man its near enough perfect, thats golden for me. Besides, it wouldn't be will if it didn't have a slight mistake and swearing.

It just looked cool 57 mins remaining and on 57%

So thats that really  its uploading as we speak. and i'm already planning the next one. I'm currently learning "Th...090njgbfuehad Error its a fuckin' surprise  and got plans to film some other footage for it, like get a group of people to stand put there middle fingers in the air and say "fuck you" be awesome for the video. you know have drum covers with a little something else other than a guy drumming from one angle.

This is a Anivircary present from Rachel, its a pillow with many bands on it that I'm a fan of. And Jack Daniel's  You can tell how awesome I like it as its wearing my cut. really good pillow aswell, nice and soft and fuckin' comfy man.

You wanna know what rachels like? well have this picture, well gif.

Well thats on the ice. or when it snows, and were walking.

She fell over once, I didn't laugh. honest.

"I did allot"

I caught her thats the main thing.

So my drum coves uploaded, you guys wanna see it yet?

Well do you guys?

I'll take your silent reading as a laugh, also that little giggle that followed.

How do I know this you may ask?

Just a fuckin' guess really.

So get ready for this awesomeness of me.

Finally the mother fucker' uploaded.
It took two hours to put to youtube. to render the video at first it was half hour, to edit it about 15 minutes get everything in places and stuff. then to change effects and stuff render them anout half hour. then to finish off adding the color correction to everything took about half hour. Then 15 minutes to export as a quicktime movie file. in 1920x1080 standard.
Then the youtube upload fuck me 2 hours.
Anyway its done now and you mother fucker's best enjoy it.

Can't wait to do the next one.

Some people would call this art.

For some reason.

So anyway other than that, thats pretty much it for the day. Poker later on going to be rockin. I'm in 3rd place, dont think I can catch up as 2nd place is about 130 points ahead in the league. If I win tonight then i'll get 100 points, but he'll have to come last or something for me to catch up next time. Unless its the play offs or something tonight.

Anyway its a close one ish.

So with that my good people. Have a good night and shit

Goodbye, your lord of awesome.

Will.

I just came across these today by accident. badass shit I think.
Zee germans

my bad, interesting piss man,

I just realized how bad my last blog could of seemed with the tags I put with it and its title.

"Sad arseholes and the nazies"

and among the tags I had "lostprophets" which was how allot of people came across my blog. Oh well accidental my bad, it could of been must worse.

Could of offended a religion instead, thats always bad, apparently...

That shit was weird, I say weird, ya know egg's. Yeah man I cant remember the last time I had em, smells.

Could do with some eggs man be nice, ard boiled and shit, wee bit of salt, thats it, what you want a fuckin' grommet recipe? fuck that, at wills restaurant you pay for good food, not something that looks good and tastes like ass. and theres fuck all of it

So anyway the other day while at the pub, as ya do. i started a conversation the best way right, it immediately made everyone stop what they were talking about and shit and ask questions. and this is awesome man i was only spakin to the one person and bout 6 people got interested  i mean its not even that interesting  and yes i'm stretching this out and not getting to the point just so you read more, you know. build up suspense...

its snowing again.

So anyway what i said is right, your gona love this.

So I sit on down pick up me beer, as ya fuckin' do and say

"I just had an interesting piss"

so then naturally  people fuckin' stop and think, what the fuck did he just say. so it was repeated like a shitty eco, you know only the fuckin' once.

"you just had an interesting piss

well thats a way to start a conversation"

so this is where it goes standard I cant get a fuckin' word in now so there discussing this piss that i had and how it could be interesting, without letting us get the word in... as it was my story...

and that was about it.

oh people wanna know about the piss now? go on then.

one of my favorite movie's.

So anyway, there i was  merrily having a merry piss. you know standing there like, man this is a good piss. so ya know, gotta fart as well standard. so noones else in the toilets and shit, so pop a leg a little. fart, not to loud but you know at a loud enough level to be comical right.

then just after i fart, the system of the bogs dose something and it sounds like its going

"hummm"

like the fuckin' doors from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy  but it sounds like me mate sam just did it, was very strange man. but awesome man, appliances applaud your piss and fart. thats metal.

So will be doing a drum cover soon, something by children of bodom, i remember the song just not what its called. i would go on me itunes but i'm working my way thought this play list thats 6 hours long. i listened to about 4 hours yesterday just had it playing while in bed feelin' a tad shite from the beer the night before.
the nazies thing still makes me laugh.
standing up to this guy and going
"you have a really nice shirt"
It was a good comment it relaxed a bit after that.
man its not even past morning yet and got allot done. thats pretty awesome and shit. also i gotta say.

the blogs hit 1000 man, thats fuckin' awesome you guys should keep coming back for this interesting shit. you know you love it.
and you wanna see the countries that see this shit? this is all time so some of them are missed out because it only dose 10 or something.

Also been checked out in india, somewhere off the gulf of persia I think, china and other places. its all pretty awesome, that people are checking out this bullshit from all over the world. the best one was russia which i'm surprised isn't there because I've had quite a few views from there. but then never know, they may be trying to gather information.
if they got anything from this blog i think there battle plan may go downhill if they make any type of strategy from this.
but then its the germans you gotta watch out fore, they've been quiet for too long.
also note i'm part german.
Why you gotta note that i dont know but you never know. You people you.

Also it was thursday when I last had eggs,  just remembered i cooked breakfast for meself and Rachel. Ya gotta cook man, its awesome. What did we have you may ask?
sure i'll tell you and fill out this blog abit more.
So in the morning after we woke up a bit and shit you know. Was thinking about good old food right, so I ask.
"What do you want for breakfast
I don't mind what are you having?
bacon, egg's beans and toast.
I'll have beans on toast.
Your gona get fuckin' scrambled eggs aswell."
I think thats how it went. So thats that really I cooked it and it was alright, me egg was a bit funny but you know, should of cooked it better then. But then could be worse, could of run out of bacon.

aww look at the cute ass wolf and shit. You know whats an awesome shirt? The Foxhound logo from emtal gear solid, was thinkin about getting one of them. would be fuckin badass. and speaking of badass. you know that thing of you need music to feel powerfull and shit, well if this dont make ya feel like a badass nothing will.

but then again, you can jsut go with the standard.
Ahh fuck it.
which is always fuckin good man. its a gift, and a way of life.

I think that may be enought for the day but its only fuckin' 11 in the morning. may give it a few hours go do some shit and see if anything develops and shit. Will shoot out and film some snow shit again and get another video up later. may even try for a drum cover and incorporate the footage into it.
that would be fuckin' badass.
check out this kangaroo

so i went to the park to film some stuff, so pretty much i went there it was snowing like a mother fucker, i got a little bit of footage of trees then fucked off home. Now if i was with someone and i had a different hat on, and the fuckin' snow weren't comin right at me and the camera, would of gone to other places. but nahh never happened.
So edited that together a bit, got chips. Then its onto the drum cover. and nervas or excited for it, really fun doing. so just uploading that now just gotta check it out and see how it goes. i messed up in parts but i'm jamming it not doing a perfect rendition.
so may have ta re-record it so it sounds better, but it depends on how it looks in the edit and shit.

it was going alright then just started to fuck about. I was gona re film but turns out people got to sleep, so fair nuff. will re film in the morning and have it up by tomorrow.
its looking good though the intro footage.
so hows shit going people?

I'm gona leave it there.
goodbye world.
Will lo... thinks your acceptable.

Will.