Will's guide to packing, kickass party plan.

So continued to clean shit today. And have found so many fuckin' bottle caps that if fallout happens i'll be the richest mother fucker in the area. appart from pubs and shit. but they will be raided anyway.

So thats about that really, cleaned out some shit, put up some stuff that i found thats it. done over. Now whats left is to drill a hole to put up a mirror in the shape of a Git-Fiddle.

And maybe a saw and crowbar to take this thing down.

I just wanna use the crowbar really.

Yeah that as well.

So let me explain Man Packing to you.

Just because you know you gotta know this shit, if your a man. And for the ladys they need to understand a mans method of packing and why it dosent take a few fuckin' hours, or days.

And can be done the night before or morning, depends on the bag you use.

So firstly the type of bag, if your like meself and use a backpack, tightly wrap the clothes and shit so you can fit everything in and shit.

other type of bags... fuck knows I just use the backpack.

Hey if it ent broke.

So then you gotta work on the contains "Cantonese according to spell check" of what goes inside the bag.

"Item of clothing + quantity

3 pairs of socks.

single pair of jeans so it looks like your going to change them over the weekend.

3 shirts for some reason, just encase you spill your pot noodle really, or beer. "mother fucker's"

and a single pair of boxers, never know, just encase ya get lucky."

And that is all you need.

Also what you will need, ya fuckin' tooth brush. maybe a book or some shit. something to write in if ya a git-fiddler and shit. wow riff get it in the journal. standard really.

Sleepin'-bag or as i call it. Your bed.

And ya git-fiddle. Not to put in the bag in its ard-case and shit. just to annoy people on the train.

Then after that jsut enjoy ya fuckin' weekend and shit.

Ya never know when someones going to come out, or if ya cousin walks past.

and err, so chillin and shit.

You know what are funny?

Dogs.

And also.

Cat's.

Yeah so i found a fuck load of bottle caps over the past few days. guessin' over a fuckin' hundred and shit. So when fallout dose happen. You'll find me at the fuckin' bar.

Also hows this for an idea for me 21st. 

Rather than go to the fuckin' pub because thats always fuckin' fun to do at all times and for each fuckin' event. Nah what i wanna do is have a gig. And that gig idea is simple just 3 bands, maybe 4 if i get a band as guitar player. And these bands are going to start with a covers band with me as drummer, maybe mix it up and just do a mix with different people each song and shit whatever think about it. then second up is Quid where we shalt bring the rock n roll. then headlining will be Winter Storm, where winter shall come, and it will rain down pure dark melodic awesomeness upon us all. 

And also be rockin.

Because what more do ya wanna do for ya 21st? the same shit each yeah. Fuck taht got a life time to spend in the pub. Turn 21 in style and kickassness with a fuckin gig.

So if ya know a venue local-ish to birmingham thats alright and shit. do let us fuckin' well know and will rock this shit. we got 4 months.

But to be fair with that song it sounds like more of a fuckin' hang out out back in the fuckin' beginning of summer while the bands play and fuckin' rock.
Man i should create a fuckin' party band, you know. Old school Pantera and suicidal tendencies shit. Rockin keg parties and shit.
Or disturbed, you gotta know the covers to keep people interested and have songs that rock and they'll remember, so when they come to see ya they come to hear you not the covers.

And naturaly rock the fuckin' Kiss.

So will leave this shit here and shit.
Bugger off.
Will